WHO: Samuel Vimes and Ken Hidaka + anybody else who arrives
WHAT: Vimes does whathe does best and Ken runs into him? We shall see!
WHERE: Miscellenous neutral sleazy bar with a few inconspicuous mobsters and coppers here and there.
WHEN: Day 177
OPEN TO: Anybody who likes to drink, or to socialize with drinkers?
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It was a bar like any other: contained depressed faces, drunken faces, faces that looked as if they belonged to rock, and an off-putting odour that nobody really managed to define. )
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Parking about a block away to keep his bike safe from the fresh from the bar goers, he strolled over, hands in his pockets and humming a happy tune.
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Eventually he did get his beer, but Ken didn't seem to be moving very fast out of the way, chatting happily with the bar tender about that day's sports games.
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"'Scuse me!" A bit louder, now, but not angry. No response. "Hey!" Damn. How long had he known this bartend for? How long had this bartend milked him of his money in exchange for good drink? How many times had he passed out on this filthy floor? Vimes thought he deserved better service than this.
"Horace!" He barked, frowning at the boy sitting beside him. It was one thing to be friendly, but another one entirely to deprive a man of his drink. The bartend gave a little jump and glanced over, ( ... )
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"Naw, I'm--"
"Yeah, you're drunk, and that was assault on an officer. That's against the law, it is." In times like these, Vimes stuck to the book. It was the easiest way of doing things.
"Nobody follows the law."
"Yeah, well, I do. So you're gonna come back to the jails with me and help me drag these two bastards there too, got it?" Vimes frowned severely at the man and dug a cigarette from out of his pocket and lit it. "I'm off duty, but I'm still a cop, so I'll let you off with a warning and a small fine, 'cos you can't get away scot free, but you have to come with me. We can either do it like that, or I can clout you with my gun. Which is, inshident--incident--incidentally, loaded."
"You're drunk too!"
"Yeah, but I'm a drunk cop Some things only made sense to drunks and people who had very special ways of thinking ( ... )
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"Are you going to be able to march them there alright Vimes?"
Not that he wanted to get anywhere near the police station, but, he would help Vimes out if he was asked.
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"Well, if you're sure you'll be alright." Ken said, with a final nod. "You're fun to drink with, we should meet back up sometime." The boy meant this sincerely. He considered Vimes good conversation.
"If you ever wanna get a hold of me, just call the tea shop, they usually know where I can be found."
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"Come on, lads, back to the jail." Vimes knew almost every repeat offendor and drunkard in town. Hell, he'd probably drank with half of 'em. With that, they all shuffled out, Vimes towering over them despite the fact that he was actually rather short. He was the figurative sheperd, leading his soon-to-be-hungover sheep.
It... it worked. Sort of. It was like religion, but not, and Vimes believed in God not because he had faith, but because he was worried that God did exist. Vimes didn't fancy being turned into a pillar of salt or some shit. As he thought about what place God had for petty pickpockets and drunks, the door slammed behind him.
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