3x12 Spoilers

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Ricky Martin hits Glee this Tuesday night on Fox, and I just got my grubby little hands on a screener of the episode. Come watch with Kristin, will you? I am liveblogging scoop from the episode as I watch it right now (posting updates as it unfolds). Here are the highlights you diehard fans need to know, and I'll also answer your burning questions...

• OK, Matthew Morrison is wearing a goofy, enormous sombrero and singing "La Cucaracha," once again proving he is so not the cocky manwhore of yesterseason and markably more adorkable this year. Emma Pillsbury, I applaud you and your affect on this man!
• Principal Figgins is reading Will the riot act, telling him he needs to at least learn Spanish if he is going to teach it, and if he wants tenure. There is one tenure spot open at the school now. So Will is heading to learn Spanish at a class helmed by...
• A super Mystic-tanned John Stamos! Wait, no, that is an extremely good-looking Ricky Martin, and let's hope this ridiculously hot guest star keeps his paws off Emma. (BTW, I just saw John the other night and he said there are no plans for him to return to Glee...I know. You Will and Emma fans are heartbroken.)
• And holy crap. Guess who just hit up a sperm bank?
• From @dayecarter: While you're watching don't forget to play the worst drinking game ever - take a shot every time Brittany speaks.
  Tequila shot in hand. So far I am totally sober.
• Sue! Sue tells Will she totally wants to have a baby and froze her eggs in the '70s. I am concerned for the human race. And ohhh wow. Sue wants Will's sperm.
• Ricky Martin enters the choir room, to help with this week's assignment: To sing a song from someone of Latin descent.
• Let the record show: Ricky Martin is hotter than ever. His performance of "I'm Sexy and I Know It" pretty much ensures an Emmy nomination. Gwyneth, take two. Might be the hottest number ever in that choir room, complete with Naya Rivera backside slap.
• Samcedes time...
• @ alelapazza1 finally!!!! is there a #finchel scene at all?
  So far just them looking all hot and bothered as Ricky sings. Cute, though.
• Mercedes doesn't know how she feels about Sam. She's torn between two lovers, and Sam and Mercedes seek Emma's help.
• Nene Leakes is back and she's putting Sue in her place about this whole having-a-baby thang. Nene and Jane are pretty great together. More please.
• Kurt, Mercedes and Rachel in bed watching Twilight and eating popcorn. Kind of adorable.
• @Gleekchic87 any talk of NYADA or Finchel engagement yet?
  Rachel shares her secret with the two, and there's an interesting Blaine/Kurt reference moment that makes it clear Kurt isn't ready for a step like Rachel and Finn are taking.
• Chord Overstreet is surprisingly awesome singing Enrique Inglesias' "I Can Be Your Hero." He's got flavah!
• Sweet Emma and Sue scene.
• Kurt is confronting Finn about proposing to Rachel...
• Fantastic scene with Cory Monteith and Chris Colfer in which Kurt tells Finn he can't give up on being more than the guy who holds Rachel's purse on the red carpet.
@ellemills2 tell me we have will and emma have an interaction in this episode!
Right now. Emma is trying to help Will and...wow. Will is being a serious d-bag. "You're being really mean," she tells him. Understatement.
• I could watch Ricky Martin and Naya Rivera perform together for the rest of my life. They are doing "La Isla Bonita" amidst laser lights and it's on fiyah. Also, we take back everything we presumed about her "chemistry" with Grant Gustin in the Michael Jackson episode. Apparently Naya is so smokin', she makes magical baby eyes with everyone with whom she performs.
• Will Schuester is dressed as a Spanish matador singing "A Little Less Conversation" and I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be laughing out loud, but it's pretty hilarious.
• Nicholas Michael: Anything on Quinn in this episode? Or is she a background character for now on?
  She's in the background. Most of this episode is about Will, and a little Santana, Emma, Rachel, Finn, Mercedes and Sue. But Dianna Agron is defintely there and we know she's shooting til the end of this season (at least) despite her "sendoff" last episode.
• Santana tears Will down, then builds him up again.
• Will discovers in this episode that teaching Spanish is not his passion, and brings Ricky Martin into the fold at McKinley High. Here's hoping he discoveres a passion for How to Respect Your Woman next.
• And Mercedes chooses...
• @fullbloodfaerie Is it all just Finchel stuff?
  No. Very little Finn and Rachel. Lots of Will and Emma.
• Mercedes doesn't choose Sam. She goes off with her current football boyfriend but it's clear she still has feelings for Sam.
• And ladies and gentlegleeks, WIll totally redeems himself in the last scene.
• Can't spoil the very end, but it'll tug on your heart (and apron) strings. WIll and Emma fans will swoon.

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