Your first installment of Sweden Saturday, brought to you by natacha92 and yours truly
let's start out by establishing how cute bb zlatan is
Fucking adorable and you know it.
He then turns into the amazing creature he is with his greater-than-god nose. See for yourself while he's modeling for us:
when he isn't modeling, he makes ridic faces, is a betch to annoying paps, and plays a lot of football
One of Ibra's flaws as a player, of course seems to be a very sensitive crotch area. Proof:
Reporter: "Do you shave your groin, Zlatan?"
Zlatan: "I shave everything, of course."
Buffon and Zlatan talked after the game [Sweden - Italy in '04] ("What he said? I don't understand Italian but I think it was something nice") and gave each other a hug [...] They turned their heads the same way at first, so had to adjust, and then they wrapped their tanned, bare arms around each other and the hug went on forever while the camera circled around them.
Zlatan: "Buffon has got a picture of me, backheeling it into the goal, and he's like, in midair, trying to catch it. He's put it up at his spot in the [Juventus] dressing room. That's pretty cool."
"The journalists wrote that I screamed "Zlatan, Zlatan" as I ran. That's so wrong. I screamed 'showtime!'. Why would I scream my own name? It was showtime. It was a showtime goal."
no one does böghög like the swedes (especially zlatan)
Jonsson: "It was nice, being the bottom of that pile. I think Henke gets hold of me first, and just pulls me down, I didn't get far. And then the rest of the team catches up. It was nice..."
Zlatan: "It was just chaos, everybody jumping everybody. It was raining, right, so everybody just... *makes shwooshing sound, putting his hand together* ...slid into each other. *serious voice* I think it was very emotional, for everbody."
Jonsson: "Then I hear something, Zlatan saying something, I can't remember - like, 'stop this, make some space, he's got to get some air.'"
Zlatan: *laughs* "Yeah, I know, he was at the bottom and everybody just... And I thought, we're not exactly light weight - me least of all."
Jonsson: *grins* "But I'd be happy to do it again."
"I've decided on something. I'm getting a Diablo, a car. That's a Lamborghini. If I turn pro, it's a must. A purple Diablo. A purple, shiny metallic. That's my dream. Also, on the registration plate, it's going to say 'TOY'. That's English for plaything."
you can be my plaything bb
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PART 2 WILL BE UP SHORTLY
happy birfday justine bb ILY!!!