this was weird

[mikeismyname]

i work front desk at a physical therapy clinic.

i went to wendys to get dinner. while i was waiting in line, the cashier, an older woman maybe in her 40's, was like... eyein me. she looked like an older version of selena, but chubby.

anyway, i got to the register and i ordered my food. she saw my shirt, which has our companys logo on it, and asked

Comments

[killer_tofu_]

selena: yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'

LOL

[asmallwonder]

response: um..pretty good?

[cremeblush]

omg i didn't c ur comment. we made twin commentz

[oyfreakinvey]

"is that backseat roomy enough for me, you and my massive wang?"

[asmallwonder]

LOL TAKE A LOOK AT MY FORD FOCUS that's perfect!!!

[carriehunt]

you should have hit that

free baconators yo

[mikeismyname]

these legs only open for value combos or greater

[carriehunt]

i respect your discretion but lament the missed baconator opportunity

[mikeismyname]

im not gonna have my heart broken over one sandwich, not again

[cremeblush]

yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'

lolllllllllll.

you should have exchanged each others work schedules and come by n fucked in the wendys bathroom.
u couldve used the condiments as lube. licked mayo off her nipples etc

[woahjen]

shes trying! What are we suppose to do, wait for the man to come to us? But her game was all over the place....

....and ford focus lmfaooooo

[mikeismyname]

dude...you cant hit on people when youre doing your cashier shift at wendys