Speeding ticket

[onthareal]

Yesterday, my friend Samantha was flying down the freeway, she was going at least 97mph. I was scared shitless, so I was so happy when the police pulled her ass over when we got off the freeway on brudage and chester.As the police officer was getting out of his car....

Samantha: dont say anything I know how to get out of this.

ME:Thinking *what the

Comments

[yelnats]

LMAOOO

[knowledge3754]

fuckin classic