Notice about fasting

[ontheonehand]

Given the circumstances, fasting at a time like this may not be a smart idea. The Hibou could throw something dangerous our way, and people won't have enough strength to defend themselves.

I'm not the best cook in the world, but here are some ingredients in case you want to try out cockroaches. They're honestly not as bad as they look!

Breakfast,

Comments

[idkmybffdrill]

.. Somewhere far away, I hear poor Jerry's heart breaking.

[ontheonehand]

I wish Jerry was here too, I'm sure he could make much better things out of cockroaches than I can!

[tamaking]

Is this what the commoners...eat?

[ontheonehand]

A-ah, not usually, I think. But given the circumstances, it's a better option than starving yourself.

[tamaking]

Have you tested tasted them yet?

[strikes unreadable!]

[ontheonehand]

Well, I get hungry easily, so... yes.

[iexplodeyou]

That's fucking disgusting.

( literally. so gross XD )

[ontheonehand]

Ah, well, I'm sure they taste better this way than they do when they crawl into your mouth at night in your sleep...

((I know man. XD I am so amused and disgusted at the same time. orz;;; Especially the chocolate-thingie! I don't know if it's real but DDDDD:))

[iexplodeyou]

...................Shut up. It's still an insect and that's disgusting.

( LMFAO i know a;wejl;kajf it's so disgusting that people like actually eat that shit aelkrjgl;awjf )

[ontheonehand]

But, you have to eat something, don't you?

((Yes well I suppose it's not as bad as it looks but sdlkfa;sdhfsf))

[ohaypal]

Eugh pal, I think I'm gonna be sick...

[ontheonehand]

Well, it's probably tastier than the ones that crawl into your mouth at night...

[ohaypal]

THAT'S ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, PAL.

and then I spit it out.

[ontheonehand]

A-ah, okay.

But really, they're not so bad! You should try them.

[not_tuna]

W-WHAT? Y-YOU'VE EATEN THEM?

[ontheonehand]

Inbetween other foods, yes. Just deep fry everything, and then you can eat without worry!