true story.

[onyx_h0tel]

my mother and i sat on my bed staring at the new contraption she purchased without my consent or knowledge

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[__xdazzling]

haha thats funny

[ooo_danni_ooo]

lol I love how you described everything

"This new affliction had become my enemy within minutes. It's bold red face stared at me as i attempted to sleep, making me uneasy. It was lurking silently in the dark, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to doze off so that it could make a horrifyingly loud racket. Something had to be done to end this vile little clock's life. I reached for the socket.. and yanked as hard as i could."

hehe :)

[pangako1118]

That's such a funny story when I first began reading I coulda sworn I thought it said contraception, Ha! Of course I realized it said contraption...You're such a good writter...

[walk0nchelles]

Mom, i refuse to conform to the standards of another individual's concept of a socially acceptable time to cease my pleasant slumber.

you're hilarious.