just for fun....

[onyxguenhwyvar]

We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of onyxguenhwyvar, who on the 4th of February of this year was savagely perforated by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. onyxguenhwyvar is survived by

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[silentinfinity]

Death by cow?

Be careful when you come to burrillville then!

[vireo_blues]

Also watch out for those people with the old trucks and school buses in their yards, or the ones who let guinea hens wander and crap freely throughout the neighborhood. Those are my scariest Burrillville memories, at least... ;-)

Actually, I've heard the middle school is also a very scary place, but for all I know, that's just a myth...?

[silentinfinity]

Haha, wow...

Where were you living?

I've seen old trucks but never buses. And I've never heard tales of chickens wandering and crappy all over. What area was this? I guess I'm lucky I don't have animals shitting in my yard, haha. I'm more worried about a cow wandering the streets some day.

As for the Middle School. ::shrug:: I never found it scary, haha.

[vireo_blues]

Well, I'm actually never lived in Burrillville, just pretty darn close to it. But my mom and I have friends who live on Cherry Farm road. That's where you can find a guy with a really old school bus slowly being eaten by weeds in his yard. It's also where the guinea hens reigned, though I don't know if they're still there. I think the guy with the hens also used to have some really skeevy lollapalooza thing in his yard, and drunks would show up on people's lawns the next morning.