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[onyxpheonix]

I'm offering a nine month baby carrying time share in my uterus for the first able bodied male aged 18-24 who can successfully open the enigmatic French bread paradox box in one flawless and unaided attempt. Apparently, executing this task requires an IQ higher than 95% percent of the population. I'lll even let the winner select whether the

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[a_pqh_existence]

*blink*

[onyxpheonix]

FINE PRINT: Reward includes ONLY in vivo care of the offspring. Years of rearing, nuturing and sheltering post-birth will not be provided by the female benefactor.

[the_mighty_z]

...I knew it came with a catch...

[onyxpheonix]

Yes, I am an evil, conniving female after all.

[westwardwind]

Oh, proofers and retarders... x.x

Makes me kinda miss Subway.