Thank you DPD for the extra five grand in my bank account!

(Sorry for showing off. I have been waiting for this day for a long time.)

Drinks on me!

( I want my computer!!!!!!!!!! )

And is it also bad that I haven't seen The Goonies?

Is it really THAT big of a deal that I haven't seen A Christmas Story?!

I got the sudden urge to get a tattoo.

I would want something like this.


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Buy me a cup of coffee...

... if you want to hear me vent and get all up in my grill.

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Hi. My name is Christine and I am a fat ass.

I ate fast food twice yesterday.

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The costume of the year award goes to my cousin, Poopie.


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For the second time in my life, I followed my mom's advice in cutting my hair.

The first time, circa September 1999, I looked like a lion.

The second time, today, October 24, I have Mrs. Swan bangs!!

( And this is what it looks like. )