Did you know that Allyse...
Has a penis,
Has brain cancer,
Is secretly an alien,
Has sex with people; then eats their brains after,
Never shaves her armpits,
Is half black,
Was adoptid,
Sleeps with all goth people in school(boys and girls),
Has mad crazy orgys with hobos,
AND drinks her own pee?
Well, If you didn't know before, You do now! =)
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