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Can't imagine two guys stupid enough to do this,,,,,, can you?
Two Hunters from Michigan (a true story).
This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in
Michigan:
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator SUV
for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.
He and a friend go duck hunting in the winter, and of
course all the lakes are frozen over. These two guys
go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of
course, the new Vehicle.
They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.
Now, they want to make some kind of a natural
landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys
to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to
look like something a wandering duck would fly
down and land on, it's going to take a little
more effort than an ice hole drill.
So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes
a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.
Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into
consideration that they want to place the stick
of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where
they are standing (and the new Navigator),
because they don't want to take the risk of
slipping on the ice when they run from the
burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with
the resulting blast.
They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when
I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the DOG!!
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black
Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things
thrown by the owner.
You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate
of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick
of dynamite with the burning 40-second
fuse about the time it hits the ice.
The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and
wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming.
One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big
enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a
moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
Another shot and this time the dog, still standing,
becomes really confused and, of course, terrified,
thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.
The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new
Navigator.
The men continue to yell as they run. The exhaust
pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and
drops the dynamite under the truck, and takes off
after his master.
Then --"BOOM!"-- the Navigator is blown to bits
and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a very large
hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this
"I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle
in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED.
He still has yet to make the first of those $560.00 a
month payments!!!
And you thought your day was not going well!!