Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs ( Read more... )

its just occured to me that i have no idea what i'm doing...ok...here goes in theory...i go to school out here and get a BS in Equine Studies after 3 or 4 years...k...joy joy kim has a degree...then i go back to CA and...and...go to school for fire science at Mission proly...k...that gets paid for...how? and i'm living...where?...and why the hell ( Read more... )

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Brit peeps are funny sometimes *grin*

As Ghandi said, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."...sad but true ( Read more... )

April 20th, 2006 ( Read more... )

An atheist was walking through the woods. He said to himself ( Read more... )

went to a showing clinic today in NH...has got to be the perviest state i've ever been too...here is a partial list of the weierdest things about NH (in my 2 hour drive in and back ( Read more... )

*sigh*...so i have a whole long list of thinsg that I need to post but its upstairs so *shrug* i'll try and remember them all...1st I wanted to express wishes for a speedy recovery and exit from the hopskittle to Zero....2nd the little kid in City Slickers is Jake Gylenhaal (whatever you spell it) and the pregnant cashier in it is the friend in As ( Read more... )

COWBOY IN A GAY BAR ( Read more... )

So...i begin with a news story as per AOL News ( Read more... )