hey yall ( Read more... )

(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I have kissed a member of the same sex
() I've crashed a friend's car
() I have been to Japan
(x) I've rode in a taxi
() I have been in love
() I've had sex
() I've had sex in public
() I've shoplifted
() I have been fired
() I have cut myself on purpose
() I have smoked pot
(x) I have ( Read more... )

*Who are you ( Read more... )

Yeah

You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But ( Read more... )

I don't feel the way I've ever felt
I know
I'm gonna smile and not get worried
I try but it shows

Anyone can make what I have built
And better now
Anyone can find the same white pills
it takes my pain away

It's a lie
A kiss with opened eyes
and she's not breathing back
anything but bother me
(it takes my pain away)
never mind these are horrid times
oh oh ( Read more... )

"She Bangs"

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this ( Read more... )

We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,

Like, let's say: Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Catepillar, Nextel, Mt. Dew, Dupont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak, M&M's, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, Budweiser

But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, ( Read more... )

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
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yo people ( Read more... )