"There's not much cake in a penis...but boobs, everyone can eat!"

[ooh_dixie]

Yeeeeeah, so, it's been a while, almost a month in fact! A lot of crazy shit's gone down but I can't be arsed to go into it so I won't...in all fairness, I doubt anyone actually cares anyway! I'm still alive though, which is great! I'm also in love with my gym instructor (Matt) because he has ginger dreads. That's right, you heard me, GINGER

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[draperyfalls]

Of course. I find Leela from Futurama tremendously hot, but that's probably because I'm a sick depraved pervert.

I really wish I could be going to Dubai this summer, but I have summer classes :'(

[ooh_dixie]

My boy housemates ALSO find Leela really hot, I guess that makes them sick depraved perverts too. How worrying that I LIVE with these guys! Funnily enough, they all said they'd shag a cyclops...but not a woman with one giant breast in the middle of her chest. How very curious...

As for Dubai, you don't really want to be there for summer! It's too hot! Come home for Spring Break, it's perfect right now! x

[ooh_dixie]

You've thought about this before, haven't you? :P