Episode 4 ۞ [Action] [Closed to Simon] [Backdated to, uhh...Sunday 8T]

[ooh_kamina]

All right, Simon! We've only got one day left, but we're in luck! [ the BIG MAN himself is in their shared apartment, sitting backwards in a chair - you know...because of the wings - and stuffing his face with popcorn while talking.

THE RESULT: the occasional spray of popcorn bits.

but that's just part of the experience. ] This is a story my old

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[dawndigger]

[Simon's chilling out on the floor below - he feels more comfortable there anyway - and he's listening closely to Kamina's every word. He has a paper in front of him with a pencil, ready to take notes if necessary, though the chances of that happening were awfully low. Kamina's stories were often too involved to allow for distractions.]

I'm ready, aniki!

[ooh_kamina]

[ Yyyyessssss there's nothing like being the center of attention. Kamina basks in the warm glow of a fulfilled ego, sucking in a deep, deep breath before initiating his best Spooky Voice. ]

THIS is the story of the Giant Hairy-Faced Man-eating Pigmole.

[ a pause for effect ]

...don't ask me if it ate girls too, though, 'cause I never found that out.

[dawndigger]

[Om nom nom popcorn.] Eating girls doesn't sound very manly... did it live in Jiha too?

[ooh_kamina]

[ .............WELL ACTUALLY SIMON--

...he can tell him that story after this one. this is due tomorrow! no distractions until then. ] It did, way back when it was a little piglett pup. Just like Boota!

But even then, there was something different about him. Something that made all the other pigmoles shun him right away. [ points at his own face, right under his nose ] He was hairy, right here.

The only pigmole ever to have a mustache.