Tonight is going to be awwwwesome ( Read more... )

Uh.

Christmas Eve was nice.  I wrote my family notes when we went out for dinner.

Christmas day was nice. Wrestlemania mornings, followed up with drinking Vodka with Beth.  She called the police on herself... better than santa by far. Lauren came and she conquered (the CLS,  & shhd) in her Accord. The night ended with Lauren and I going to some ( Read more... )

Dear Krista Jerkmeyer ( Read more... )

I like speeding tickets.

I like writing notes to people on dollar bills. Then going to buy a coke a cola from Tim Hortons.. and they get it confused with a "cup a cola" (whatever the heck that might be).

I like precious cargo is driver seats.

I like making major predictions of my ( Read more... )

" Thank you. You and Beth ruined my fucking life. Bye"
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I'm more than okay with never seeing your face again.

As much as you think it is, this isn't about a boy.

I've put so many friendships on hold this year. I've jeopardized so much, for nothing.
. Like some weird ritual we're back to the same place we were...

Dear "bestfriend",

Go fuck ( Read more... )

I've been home from work for about an hour or so. I can't sleep. All I can think about is this.....
1. My mom just called my dad a faggot, and he responds with, "Yeah, I am a faggot. Better believe it, I eat it all up."

2. How much I wish Dave Lapukea would drink a mixture of Wild Cherry flavored Brandy, Black Velevet Canadian Whisky, Bleach, and ( Read more... )

Boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.

Uh Cindy, you dead or something? Did Jim Cochran kill you? That would be gay.

HHHi, die.