Enter the Klown >:)
Yea it's been a while... sorry ya'll. Been pissy/angry/sleepy/lazy/ ect... what ever words ya wanna put in here. But I think I'm better, or as better as I can be anyway.
I texted a bunch of people 'Happy Turkey Day' from a bunch of numbers that were in my phone. I assumed that all the numbers were still correct cause all my friends/aquaintences still had their phones on. So I tex the peoples and the number that belongs to Krista's BF isn't his no more. it belongs to a 'young adult' now (just incase she reads this :D). I felt stupid. :D
.. but Krista isn't talking to me much anymore. *sniffles* She used to tex with me all the time.
My ex is talking to me again. That's the shits. I did go out with her after work one day. I needed to see if she was really pregnant. YEP! She's very pregnant. She's spawning a little girl. And I guess I'm the godfather. *puking motion* I don't wanna be. I honestly don't want nothing to do with her. but I can't tell her that for some reason.
*giggles* I guess her mom thought her and I slept together the nite we hung out. *points and laughs* HA! No chance! *sticks tounge out*
I can't believe my boss... he's really getting to me. Now 1 thing everyone needs to know about me is I LOVE THE COLD! Winter is my favorite season. I love being cold, I dunno why. But I do. I don't wear heavy jackets or coats. The heaviest thing you will ever see me in is either a long sleeve jean shirt or a hoodie. I don't wear heavy clothes at all. My 'caring' boss had something to say about that. Yesterday it was kinda sleeting (before taht 'snow' *mutters* we got) and very windy. I stayed outside and tried to do trash but the wind kept blowing the bag out. I fought with the trashbags for about 20 - 25 minutes before I won *superman pose* Well on my bosses way out he said (and I do quote this):
"I would really like to see you in a jacket next time it gets this cold. I can't afford you to get sick and take time off"
Thankz you little fucker. Nice to see your conserned about your employees. But more importantly, I have worked their for 4 winters, not including this one. I HAVE NEVER CALLED IN SICK! *knocking on wood* I don't get sick often. Last time I was sick to the point I had to call in was like 3 years ago. yea I had days I felt like crap, but not on my ass sick.
Little Fucker.
MTM got stung again. Right now they got 2 beer stings and 2 tobacco stings against them. The Owner got really pissed. We're having another meeting this week sometime. If we fail another beer sting they'll have another fine (estimated around 8K to 10K, the first one was 2K and the second was 4K) and they'll lose their beer licence. Funny thing: I asked him, well sugested 2 things;
A) that he shops his own store. He has a kid in highscool and a kid going to UNO. That's pleanty of kids that are either under 18 or 21 that can help out for like $25 a shot or even better if one of his kid's friends would do it, he might not even have to pay them.
or B) get that new system in (they have to get a new computer system next year because Phillips is making them). But he says that we just have to think about our actions before we take them. Evidently that doesn't help because ya'll failed 4 stings. And best part is that they don't have to pay for it. Yea the computers would be down for a half a day or maybe a whole day to get them up and running. And we'll need to learn a new system (which isn't a problem for me).
So why not invest in some preventinve measure *smacks forehead* That's right! Key word I guess is 'invest'. Why should they spend money to save the business? Silly me for even suggesting that huh Or spend extra time 'working' at the store? Yea that's inhumane *shakes head* Good thing I didn't suggest a bonus for passing stings, I could only imagine him blowing steam on that one. How dare we get extra money.
I need to go apply at a few jobs tomorrow.
Does anyone play Diablo?
My computer is running funny. When I play an online game it lags alot. I wonder if Norton is causing something? I ran anti-virus, defraged the system and cleaned up the junk.
Aimee is coming in this week! She's gonna be here Friday through Sunday. YAY!!!!
Funny and weird stuff from Wimp... enjoy :D
Banned Xbox Commercial
The Human Woodchipper Trick (gorey)
Punch Drunk
FORE!!!! (gorey)
Katate Folleys
My thought exactly :D
Slightly Crazed Screamer
OMG's IT'S THE MOM!!!!! (watch this... I find it funny)
Stick Sex (mature people only please)
The Socks Revolt (again mature people only please)
KK by now your likely wondering what the fuck is the deal with the fuzzy duck billed animals (ppssssttttt.. there platypus) OH YEA! the Platypus. I promised someone that I would put some platypuses on my next entry. But in my searching I found something really stange... bro you got some explaining to do. I'm kinda worried now
That's just weird bro!