twoo wuv.
i still managed to camwhore it up like a champion.
then andy came over because he's sick, too. and we watched freaky friday. but i took this picture first, and andy pretended to be asleep as most boys like to do when having their pictures taken. i never much understood that.
ps. i have the best boyfriend ever. and you don't.
he's soooo sexy.
i'm going to tim horton's with my dad now and you can't have any because you suck. except kelsie. i love kelsie the most right now. i'm getting her a cinnamon roll. later.
edit: longest survey thing fucking...ever. you don't have to read it, because it's really lame. but if you're half as bored as i was when i filled it out, you may appreciate it.
longest survey ever!
001. What is your name: laura.
002. Spell your name backwards: .arual
003. Date of birth: september 14, 1985.
004. Male or female: femme fatale.
005. Astrological sign: virgo.
006. Nicknames: wiener, sunshine, isabella horse nose.
007. Occupation: applebuddy aka waitress.
008. Height: 5'7.
009. Weight: 135'ish...
010. Hair color: normalish browny.
011. Eye color: poop brown. ew.
012. Where were you born: owosso general.
013. Where do you reside now: chesaning, michigan.
014. Age: nineteen.
015. Screen names: mainly oo missminx oo, but i have other secret ones.
016. E-mail address: shizzzaamm@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for: it's pretty self explanitory.
018. What is your lj name: um...duh.
019. What does your lj name stand for: blah.
020. Pets: flash the dog, and onyxx the feline whore slut bitch from hell.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: sixteen.
022. Piercings: ears and navel.
023. Tattoos: none.
024. Shoe size: girls: 8 guys: 6 1/2
025. Righty or lefty: righty.
026. Wearing: beater and some undapants.
027. Hearing: myself gagging on my raw throat.
028. Feeling: sick as shit.
029. Eating/drinking: maybe if i want to vomit it up in 5 minutes.
~Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
030. Have you ever been in love: i am now.
031. How many people have you said "I love you" to: three.
032. How many people have you been in REAL love with: two.
033. How many people have you kissed: i'd rather not try and count.
034. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yes.
035. How many people have you dated: like seriously dated? like...eight.
036. What do you look for in a guy/girl: if you can make me laugh, it's a go. people usually don't amuse me too often. it also helps if you have those eyes that are just electric.
037. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: eyes and nose.
038. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: i don't really have a certain type but rednecks turn me on because i'm a trashy hick.
039. Do you have a crush right now: yes.
040. If so who is it: andrew, duh.
041. Do you believe in love at first sight: nope.
042. Do you remember your first love: yes.
043. Who is the first person you really kissed: joey stroup.
044. Do you believe in fate: somewhat.
045. Do you believe in soul mates: now i do.
046. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: i already have.
~Family Stuff~
047. How many siblings do you have: two.
048. What are your parents names: renee and james.
049. What are your siblings names: gabrielle and jody.
050. How many siblings does your mother have: four.
051. How many siblings does your father have: five.
_Music Stuff_
063. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: the song that pertains to your life changes with your mood, and i think this applies to everyone. also, i have a lot of moods. so a lot of songs.
065. What's the best cd you own: any by the sneaker pimps, or incubus - make yourself.
066. What song do you absolutely hate: anything by sheryl crow except "strong enough", cuz that's a freakin' good song.
067. Do you sing in the shower: if my mom would give me my showerhead back.
068. What song reminds you of that special someone: any that tell of storybook romance. aww.
_Favorites_
069. Color: green.
070. Food: chineeeeesssse.
071. Song: a ton, but at the moment...sneaker pimps - post modern sleaze, bjork - all is full of love, gwen stefani - what you waiting for, rilo kiley - the good that won't come out, and orbital - halycon.
072. Show: forensics documentaries, because i'm a huge nerd like that.
073. School: bah.
074. Band/singer/artist: thursday/gwen/salvador dali.
075. Animal: giraffes and iguanas.
076. Outfit: jeans and beaters.
077. Radio station: bah.
078. Movie: a few: big fish, buffalo 66, goonies, from dusk til dawn, freddy got fingered, and many more that i can't think of right now because it's 3:30am.
079. Pair of shoes: chucks or the pink and black vans.
080. Cartoon: home movies.
081. Actor: edward norton.
082. Actress: charlize theron.
083. Potato chip: pringles mesquite bbq.
084. Drink: cran-apple juice and vodka. or beer, preferably of the redneck persuasion, like busch light.
085: Soda: pepsi.
086. Holiday: halloween or christmas. i can't decide.
087. Perfume/cologne: dream by the gap, or aura by american eagle/candies for men.
088. Pizza topping: just cheese and pepperoni.
089. Jello flavor: orange with fruit cocktail mixed in.
090. Lunch meat: bologna or salami.
091. Card Game: euchre, bitches.
092. Video game: primal rage or house of the dead.
093. Website: homestarrunner.
094. Book: the girl who loved tom gordon - stephen king, tythe...i can't remember the author's name, choke - chuck palahniuk.
095. Computer game: solitaire.
096. Number: 9.
097. Cereal: fruity pebbles.
098. Comedian: chapelle.
099. Dessert: dump cake or irish ambrosia.
100. Disney character: those motherfuckers, timon and pumba.
101. Clothing store: rainbow. that shit's so cheap.
102. Pasttime: sleeping, photography, writing, making out with andy.
103. Teacher: mr. teikele.
104. Childhood toy: my fisher-price xylophone.
105. Carnival game/ride: the scrambler.
106. Candy bar: milky way, three musketeers, or peppermint patties.
107. Magazine: eh, i don't cares much for magazines. but vogue is fun to look at.
108. Salad dressing: french or ranch.
109. Thing to do on the weekend: i work and then as soon as i get out i rush to whichever party i'm expected to make a cameo appearence at.
110. Hot drink: vanilla cappucino.
111. Season: the beginning of autumn when it's still warm.
112. Sport to watch: agressive inline.
113. Person to talk to online: deej, but i think he fell off the face of the earth.
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits_
114. What color are your sheets: varied animal print.
115. What color are your bedroom walls: ivory.
116. Do you have posters on your wall: many.
117. If so of what: jay and silent bob strike back, they, feardotcom, narc, spirited away, taking lives, stealing harvard, naga, a couple of james dean...
118. Do you have a tv in your bedroom: yes.
119. How many pillows are on your bed: too many to count.
120. What do you normally sleep in: beater and undapants.
121. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: none.
122. What size bed do you have: queen.
123. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: nope.
124. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: nope. unless you count my cellphone...
125. Describe the last nightmare you had: lobsters attacked my family and ate their faces. i'm not even kidding.
126. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: occasionally.
127. How many people can sleep comfortably in your bed: just andy because i don't think anyone else would be comfortable when i punch them in the face for not being andy.
128. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: not really.
129. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: nope.
130. Do you snore: when i'm really tired.
131. How about drool: see above.
132. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yes.
133. What color is the carpet in your room: ivory.
134. What's under your bed: everything.
_This or that_
135. Loser/wannabe: label much?
136. Doughnuts/bagels: donuts!!!!
137. Day/night: nighttime.
138. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: shut up.
139. Heaven/hell: fag.
140. Make love/have sex: ?
141. Coffee/tea: coffee.
142. Hamburgers/hot dogs: whoppers.
143. Rap/rock: depends, i like both.
144. Britney/Christina: christina.
145. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american.
146. Real World/Road Rules: ga hay.
147. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: dude, justin timberlake is fucking hot now.
148. Silver/gold: silver.
149. Nike/Adidas: adidas.
150. McDonalds/Taco Bell: oh god, taco bell. right now.
151. Sweet/sour: depends.
152. Punk/emo: bah.
153. Hot/cold: hot baths, cold pillows.
154. Winter/summer: i live in michigan. summer. definitely.
155. Spring/fall: fall.
156. Operas/plays: plays.
157. Read/watch tv: i hardly ever get a chance to do either.
158. Cd's/tapes: i can deal with both.
159. Dvd's/vhs: see above.
160. Old/new: depends.
161. Shorts/skirts: not much a fan of either.
162. Pink/red: pink.
163. Colored pictures/black and white photos: depends what the photo is trying to convey.
164. Meat/vegetables: meat. bloody, red, disgusting meat.
165. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese.
166. Commercials/infomercials: gah.
167. Scary movies/comedies: depends.
168. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis. but only if my ass doesn't hang out of the bottoms.
169. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals when it's warm enough. but that's a rarity so usually tennis shoes.
170. Dogs/cats: hard decision.
171. Unicorns/fairies: unicorns, bitch.
172. Water/land: land, the lakes here suck. i'm sure if i lived by the ocean i would have a different opinion.
173. Sugar/spice: both. and everything nice.
174. Black/white: what the fuck. i can't pick just one.
175. Ribbons/bows: bows.
176. Chicken/beef: gah, i can't decide, my brain will explode.
177. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored. because they're tacky. and fun.
178. Cars/trucks: big lifted trucks covered in mud topped off with an andy.
179. Austin Powers/James Bond: scott evil, bitch.
180. Popcorn/pretzels: soft pretzels. with cream cheese.
181. Hip/hop: fag/got.
182. Passionate kiss/peck: depends on location.
184. Back rub/foot massage: oh god, i just got a boner.
185. Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums.
186. Pens/pencils: pens. ball point. liquid ink.
_What Is Your Opinion Of The Following_
187. Eminem: is actually alright.
188. Virgins: more power to ya.
189. God: bah.
190. The Osbournes: lame.
191. Reality TV: i like the swan and all those plastic surgury shows just because it's amazing how shallow people are and how far they will go to be something they're not.
192. J.Lo: has a bigger ass than me. holy shit.
193. Religion: i don't really follow anything but i'll punch anyone who tries to push their beliefs on me, especially devout christians.
194. Emo music: what the fuck. no one makes fun of emo anymore, it's done and over with.
195. Valentine's Day: an excuse for me to get chocolate stuff.
196. Christina Aguilera's comeback: what...her naked asscheeks came back? i don't get it.
197. Suicide: the human spirit is strong enought o get over anything, but hey if you're lame enough to kill yourself just remember you'll be doing the overpopulated globe a favor.
198. Abortion: pro-choice.
199. Inter-racial relationships: i'm not attracted to other races but that's just me, if you are go for it.
200. Murder: shit happens.
201. Death: nascentes morimur. (from the moment we're born we begin to die.) so live it up, fuckers.
202. Obesity: it's one thing to genetically be a little overweight but you assholes that get fat because you eat too many big mac's then fucking whine about it, just keep eating them. clog your arteries. have a massive coronary. because i'm sick of listening to you bitch.
203. Pre-marital sex: as long as you're not putting yourself in the position to bring an unwanted child into the world. take responsibility.
204. Terrorism: we've done it to other nations for years, it's about time this nation gets what's coming to it.
205. Pornography: fuck yeah.
206. Fortune Tellers: laaaaame.
207. Threesomes: gross, sex should be more sacred than that.
208. Prostitution: um, yuck?
209. Politics: i don't even get involved.
210. Country music: gotta respect.
211. George W. Bush: how the fuck did he win? jesus christ.
212. Cloning: don't fuck with nature, it's bound to come back on you ten fold.
213. Britney's boobs: who gives a fuck? she's so washed up. and so is her face from all her drug abuse.
214. Gas prices in America: they went down today, and oil just dropped to like $48 a gallon, so i'm not gonna complain.
_Name Game_
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
215. Jack: off jill.
216. Tiffany: lamps, at applebee's. i'm so lame.
217. Ben: chocolate thundaaahhh!
218. Maria: maria...you know you're my lovah...
219. Jennifer: leggett. i miss you. call me.
220. Nicole: ?
221. Amy: pam's sister.
222. Adam: and eve.
223. Richard: chris farley.
224. Justin: timberlake.
225. Arnold: halga.
226. Tom: and jerry.
227. Melissa: joan hart.
228. Charlotte: 's web.
229. Harold: and his purple crayon.
230. John: crafts. i miss you.
231. Joel: ...
232. Vanessa: williams.
233. Michelle: branch.
234. Kevin: bacon.
235. Brent: my cousin.
236. Jaik: cops and robbersons.
237. Billy: i have a redneck cousin named billy.
_Have You Ever...._
247. Mooned anyone: yes.
248. Been on a diet: yes.
249. Been to a foreign country: yes, italy, canada, amsterdam.
250. Broken a bone: yes, too many.
251. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: nope.
252. Swear at a teacher: yeaaaa...i was a rebel.
253. Talked on instant messages: of course.
254. Got in a fight: yes.
255. Dated a teacher: no.
256. Laughed so hard you peed your pants: yes.
257. Thought about killing your enemy: thought about it...yes.
258. Gone skinny dipping: yes.
259. Met another lj member in the flesh: yeah.
260. Told a little white lie: yeap.
261. Told a secret you swore not to tell: yes.
262. Stolen anything: yeah.
263. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: too often.
264. Been on TV: yes.
265. Been on the radio: yes.
266. Been in a mosh pit: yes, with my little sister of all people. cuz she's fucking hxc.
267. Been to a concert: yeah.
268. Dated one of your best friends: yes.
269. Loved someone so much it makes you cry: yes.
270. Deceived somebody close to you: no.
271. Broken the law: yeah.
272. Been to a rodeo: yes.
273. Been on a talk show: nope.
274. Been on a game show: nope.
275. Been on an airplane: yeah.
276. Got to ride on a fire truck: yes, in kindergarten.
277. Came close to dying: nope.
278. Cheated on a bf/gf: once. shhhh.
279. Gave someone a piggy back ride: yeah.
280. Terrorized a babysitter: haha, of course.
281. Made a mud pie: nope.
282. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: yeah.
283. Snuck out of the house at night: yes. i used to like every night from the time i was like ten til i was about fifteen.
284. Been so drunk you don't remember your name: nope.
285. Had an eating disorder: nope.
286. Felt like you didn't belong: yeah.
287. Felt like the 3rd wheel: yeah.
288. Smoked: yes.
289. Done drugs: the green.
290. Been arrested: yes.
291. Had your tonsils removed: nope.
292. Gone to camp: yeap.
293. Won a bet: yeap.
294. Written a love letter: yes.
295. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: yes.
296. Written a love poem: yes.
297. Kissed in the rain: oh god yes, that is the best.
298. Slow danced with someone you love: yes.
299. Participated in an orgy: hahaha no.
300. Faked an orgasm: haha yeah.
301. Stolen a kiss: ???
302. Asked a friend for relationship advice: yeah.
303. Had a friend steal your bf/gf: nope.
304. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: yessss.
305. Gotten a speeding ticket: yeah.
306. Done jail time: ...yeah.
307. Had to wear a uniform to work: mhm.
309. Thrown up in public: yea, in middle school.
310. Bowled a perfect game: nope.
311. Failed/got held back: nope.
312. Got perfect attendance in grade school: hahahaha no.
313. Roasted pumpkin seeds: yes, the other night with andy.
314. Taken ballet/karate lessons: yes.
315. Attempted suicide: nope.
316. Cut yourself: nope.
wow, what a monumental topic to end such a lame survey with. goodnight.