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Sep 24, 2003 15:47

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oceanoftears September 24 2003, 22:23:41 UTC
"worst attribute you bring to a relationship | jealousy" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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oomoni4oo September 25 2003, 00:04:21 UTC
haha not funny i had reason to be!!!!!!!

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oceanoftears September 25 2003, 00:09:17 UTC
a free response ( ... )

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oceanoftears September 25 2003, 00:17:23 UTC
Random thoughts, of the mind of a lunatic...

Why dont we call him president vagina?
Why do men have two testicles?
Did hitler's testicles really get eaten?
How come women open their mouth when they put on mascara?
Why is kristen so profound on her away messages when in reality, shes a ditz?
Do sea monsters eat sea-men?
Am i a woman? If so, how can i tell?
Is it possible to DIE happy...i mean how can you be happy about dying?
Who really let the dogs out?
Does ANYONE know the muffin man?
How far would I really go for a klondike bar?
How about an eskimo lesbian...a klon-dyke?
Could publix hold up to its standard of shopping being a pleasure and provide dildos at checkout?
What if you left one in and walked around?
What if there were remote controlled panties and you put one on, but someone hacked into the signal and made your vagina vibrate in random places?

Im done now.

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oceanoftears September 25 2003, 00:22:55 UTC
Names that I want to name my children...

Spartikus
Reichstag
Hambone
Catsup
MatzohBall
Ruffels
Dildonica
Anlockquitisha
Liquidashia
Fanquinisha
Vibratorica
Porkchopia
Roboflavin

and...

Monica

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oceanoftears September 25 2003, 00:29:22 UTC
The sexual alphabet...

Anal
Breast
Cock
Dildo
Eat me out
Flaccid
Gag Reflex
Humping
Intimate
Jacking Off
Kissing
Labia
Menopause
Nipples
Orgasm
Penis
Quief
Rectum
Sex
Tits
Urethra
Vulva
Wet
XTC
YES YES YES!
Zanax to pursuade easier

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