normal-er? DO english?? *shakes head*ilostmyheartxApril 21 2004, 12:18:51 UTC
hang around me enough, and it won't be so lopsided....i think i may have already picked up on some of your skills...chemistry is going wonderfully. (math is just a lost cause...especially with that BITCH TEACHER WHO HATES MY GUTS WHETHER I'M GOING OUT WITH YOU OR NOT)...ahem.
yea yea, me too...you dont even have an idea about how bad he is. he is a disgusting, jackass, perveted excuse of a man. And that's all i have to say about THAT.
got a little upset for a minute there. *deep breath*
And now *drumroll*...one of my favorite's: Did you ever meet a guy, and as you're shaking his hand you realize he doesn't have a complete hand? It feels like something is missing? And you're standing there holding a hand of deformed, knoblike flesh? It's unnerving, isn't it? But you can't react; you can't even look down at his hand. You have to make believe it feels great. You can't go "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How creepy! Where's your other fingers?" You can't say that. It's not even an option. You have to hang in, smile big, and say, "Hey, swell hand! Gimme three! Okay! A high-three! Yo! Okay!"
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did i break your foot?
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got a little upset for a minute there.
*deep breath*
And now *drumroll*...one of my favorite's:
Did you ever meet a guy, and as you're shaking his hand you realize he doesn't have a complete hand? It feels like something is missing? And you're standing there holding a hand of deformed, knoblike flesh?
It's unnerving, isn't it? But you can't react; you can't even look down at his hand. You have to make believe it feels great.
You can't go "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How creepy! Where's your other fingers?"
You can't say that. It's not even an option. You have to hang in, smile big, and say, "Hey, swell hand! Gimme three! Okay! A high-three! Yo! Okay!"
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