"can i go have a quick fag please?"
"no. you can go do drugs, but NO CIGARETTES !"
"FIIINE ! i'll go shoot heroine into my eyeballs then shall i ?"
"that's the spirit."

:)

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- you make a pun about eating fish with your fingers (fish fingers haha)
- you gasp just for fun, pretending to be shocked at things, or atleast practising the reaction
- you take a sip of coke, then open your mouth and some falls out.

tonight was good :) and clearly i got rather drunk. rather early. atleast ill get a good nights sleep :)

new clarinet: do i buy the buffet r13 prestige (£1900), the buffet r13 (£1400) or the selmer signature (£2000). bearing in mind i only have about £1900 at the moment... i dont know if its worth getting the cheaper one if its going to be shit ?? merrrrrh. would be nice to have some spare cash after i've bought it though. :)

i swear the only time i update this bitch is after a drunken night out. had quite a few chats with "whats that smell?". shes really not that bad i reckon. plus shes overly nice to me because i intimidate her apparently. thats cool. i have to be at work in 5hours 45 mins. shit. that means waking up in just over 4 hours. and i dont reckon getting to ( Read more... )

won bailey murphey :) we were actually amazing, it was awesome ! :D it's a long time since i've been so proud of anything i've been a part of !

put me in a well good mood for tonight. :D

i'm getting a cat :)

someone come meet me after work :/ x

owwwwwwh :( i feel so ill. went to bed at 7 yesterday, had to get up now cause i have work today. feel exhausted. need someone to come look after me this evening cause my mums not here :/

first round: absinthe. after that: i cant even remember anymore. i love the people i work with :).

chlamydia.
racoon.
uneven breasts.
spots.
flake.

drinks after work turned into quite a giggle. i apologise for being so disgusting.