Comments | oooserenaooo: Why don't I have a boyfriend? courtesy of Tristian Miller

oooserenaooo

Why don't I have a boyfriend? courtesy of Tristian Miller

Mar 05, 2003 16:21

This is a question that practically every female has asked herself at one point or another in her life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many girls try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: "Is it because I ( Read more... )

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Would you be my girlfriend, I'll be your shining star... anonymous March 6 2003, 00:14:27 UTC

I will tell you the +'s and -'s of yourself, to maybe explain why you dont have a boyfriend.

- You hang out with douchebags (not all). You spend too much time complaining of how you dont have a boyfriend. You are all over the place. You do drugs, which in turn attract druggies(not usually the smartest). You work at Zero.

+ You are incredibly gorgeous. You, yourself seem pretty intelligent(which baffles me with the whole drug use thing). You are strong minded, and arent afraid to stand up for yourself. Also did I mention that you are beautiful.

You obviously havent found the guy you are looking for in yuor current situation. It is not like you are at fault, or lacking anything. Maybe the best thing to do is make a new situation involving less pot.

Re: Would you be my girlfriend, I'll be your shining star... oooserenaooo March 6 2003, 15:19:13 UTC

whoever you are, i love you. and since you went as far as to speculate that my supposid smoking habbits are what cause my boyfriend-lacking predicament,i'll have you know that ive smoked once in about a month. i find little to no amusement in it anymore. therefore, i propose that this allegid "smoking problem" be removed from your additional list of "why i'll never a boyfriend" to my previous essay.
thankyou

By the way.... oooserenaooo March 6 2003, 20:43:25 UTC

Who are you? damn you all, stop posting anonymously!!!!!!!

Re: By the way.... anonymous March 9 2003, 18:27:33 UTC

Whoever I am...well I am sad to say that as of now you cannot know this. I can tell you that I do not know you very well, so don't look torward your group of friends to find out. I apologize for the smoking problem, and therefore remove it from the list of why you dont have a boyfriend. Judging from your latest entry (trip to U W) my statement of your choice of friends is stronger than ever. I think you are a gorgeous girl, and whoever could be with the likes of you should be incredibly grateful. If you cannot find someone in the group of friends you are with, which it doesnt seem you can, then once again branch out. Find new people who will accept you, and treat you like the incredible woman that you are. For now, that is all...

indeed davola March 8 2003, 01:09:29 UTC

god created us to be together. i have no doubt in my mind, body, and soul about this. the only thing that could possibly break us apart is a hatred for Woody Allen. But after reading this, how in the world could that be possible?