Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't think I'm jumping the gun on this, so...
BARACK OBAMA HAS WON THE MOTHER-FUCKING PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!! AHOJQEIRTH@%%^UJWEGRSNB DCV
America, YOU HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN YOU. If you don't manage to fuck this up, I will TOTALLY stay here. No Canada for me!
Seriously, people are screaming in the fucking streets here. It's amazing.