Why oh why can't I make myself get rid of my old teddies? It isn't even like they have sentimental value, I can't remember where half of them came from.

If I try to throw away anything with a face I feel guilty. Maybe I took Toy Story too seriously as a child.

 
"'bloke reasons' - "RAGH! While this female and I have been broken up for ever, I, and my MIGHTY COCK believe she should be branded as having been mine for ALL OF TIME."

His Y chromosome is feeling tiny and pitiful"

I miss

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goddamnmotherfuckinarsehole....waddaya mean
'RECENTLY'??!?

I'M GOING TO GET ME A DEGREE! LOL!

And it wont even be  an artsy one, I'm going to become an academic.

Motivation is fun, I've not had any for aaages.

Years, actually.

things still going scarily well

it's like having everyone laugh at you and you are the only one who doesn't get the joke           life never goes this well:
good things dont happen to me

it's gonna bring me down to earth with one hell of a bump if/when it goes wrong

*terri goes emo again*

:
i know i have issues

it's gotta go wrong soon

 ENOUGH OF THE EMO-SNAPE ALREADY!

I don't do soppy.

>>>ARSEHOLE ALERT<<<
MSG RECIEVED FROM A RANDOM TODAY;

Hi Yerri !
How’s things? Bit of a random text coming up lol but fuck it!
As a lot of people know (you wont) I recently split with my GF and although I thought it didn’t bother me I still feel a sour taste!

See during our break up my fuckin bitch of an Ex decided to stand on a table in our local and ( Read more... )

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