Joke meme or. whatever. Entertain me.

[oops_i_fell]

What do you do after you rape Helen Keller?

Comments

[abyssjade]

In a maternity ward there are three women giving birth. Two brunettes and a blonde.

One brunette boasts that since she topped, she will be having a boy.

The other brunette boasts that since she bottomed, she will be having a girl.

Suddenly, the blonde bursts into tears, and when questioned by the doctor she responds in a shrill voice:

"I'm going to have puppies!!!"

[automailmaker]

[abyssjade]

[automailmaker]

I think the bad thing is I understood that joke.

[scentof_flowers]

This one did not understand.

[oops_i_fell]

S'all good.

[fishybrains]

That's awful.

And I don't mean "not funny", although it's not.

[oops_i_fell]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.

[fishybrains]

I have a feeling I don't want to know the answer to that.

[whee_go_boom]

My, my, my.

[oops_i_fell]

I have another, what does Helen Keller say when she falls off a cliff.

But the punchline is visual, so. Doesn't really work here.

[nicotine_patch]

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[oops_i_fell]

Badum tshhh