Comments | oops_i_fell: Mister Kratos Mister Kratos

oops_i_fell

Mister Kratos Mister Kratos

Mar 06, 2009 16:36

Requesting permission to skip training on account of my asthma. SIR. That quarter of a mile I kinda jogged did me in. Not all of us can be Jesuses or whatever you are.

If permission is denied, I'll go into hiding anyway. I'm a master at hiding, you'll never find me. I won't even leave a smoke trail.

BY THE WAY, YELLOW.

( Sorry it's late, but I got you this thing. )

birthdays and shit, ow my lungs, yellow is this kid, hellllllllllllllllllp, this is your fault badou, smokes, pokayman, sos

Comments 43

sternjudgment March 6 2009, 23:32:36 UTC

Denied.

I'll cast a healing spell every time your asthma acts up. Now get back to running.

examinin_urboyz March 7 2009, 00:07:04 UTC

That's absurd, it's a contest, not a matter of life and death.

Asthma however is.

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 03:43:50 UTC

Alas, I have only myself to blame.

examinin_urboyz March 7 2009, 03:46:05 UTC

Have you considered sitting out?

Thread 12

wisdomofagod March 7 2009, 00:15:55 UTC

Quarter of a mile.

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 03:43:00 UTC

ASTHMA.

wisdomofagod March 7 2009, 03:45:19 UTC

Inhaler.

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 03:59:12 UTC

Poor.

Thread 18

b_button March 7 2009, 01:08:20 UTC

Thank you so much, Dave! I really really like it! It looks so soft and comfy!

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 03:43:27 UTC

It looked like it was right up your alley.

b_button March 7 2009, 05:15:26 UTC

It's perfect! You're so nice, Dave!

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 05:32:53 UTC

Only to the right people. <3

Thread 5

vineswine March 7 2009, 04:41:32 UTC

YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SHIT!

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 04:49:29 UTC

Bitch.

I drive the sexy truck.

vineswine March 7 2009, 04:51:58 UTC

Is that so?

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 05:32:09 UTC

Yep.

Thread 5

bearytasty March 7 2009, 05:05:40 UTC

A quarter of a mile?

That's like... nothing.

oops_i_fell March 7 2009, 05:32:28 UTC

Bad lungs.

bearytasty March 7 2009, 05:40:54 UTC

..fair enough.