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[oopsdeadclan]

Apparently:

1. Eggnog with rum is the only good thing about Christmas

2. Exception to this rule: when the clay angels given to carollers explode

3. Exception number two: when I receive my present early

Comments

[friendofgon]

So that's what you're supposed to do to carollers.

[oopsdeadclan]

It's my preferred response of choice.

[friendofgon]

I'll remember that next time. I just assumed you were supposed to shove lyrics down their throats.

[oopsdeadclan]

That's also a viable alternative. Especially when their songbooks are laminated.

[ex_yukimura469]

Was your present wrapped in a ribbon?

[oopsdeadclan]

Not exactly, although there were some knots to untie.

You seem familiar. Have we met before?

[ex_yukimura469]

Really? Fascinating. *_~

Well~ I met someone a lot like you but I was banned from talking to them.

[oopsdeadclan]

That's one word for it.

Oh? How did you manage that?

[katsuart]

Did you see their faces, hmm?

[oopsdeadclan]

Now that was Christmas spirit.

[katsuart]

I almost wish they had a chance to scream, hn. But their expressions were satisfying enough. asdfghjkl Do you think anyone will fall for it again, hn?

[oopsdeadclan]

Depends on how far and wide the tale of your treachery has spread.

[sharkyteeth]

I like eggnog.

[katsuart]

Ever tried fishnog? :9

[sharkyteeth]

You can't get nog from a fish.

[katsuart]

Have you tried, hn?

[ecconcentrical]

Fucking eggnog. When are they going to make vegan eggnog?

And the carollers display was the best fucking thing I've seen all month.

[oopsdeadclan]

At the risk of sounding helpful, you could try making your own with soy.

Completely. We should make it an annual tradition.

[ecconcentrical]

I've tried. It tastes like shit when I make it.

Damn fucking right we should.

[oopsdeadclan]

That's soy for you. I don't know how you put up with it.

Deck the halls with limbs of singers?