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[oopsdeadclan]

I have Mello tied to a chair. Entertain me, flist, before I tie Rukia to one too. Attention-seeking Valentine memes, uncut youtube videos and a herd of mindless tennis freaks just aren't cutting it, sorry to say

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[friendofgon]

I'm not sure what dango is, but aside from that, your list is kind of stating the obvious.

[oopsdeadclan]

Is it?

[friendofgon]

Unless you want to throw pastries at people. That works, too.

[oopsdeadclan]

Ah, see, this is where my problem lies.

[iamthevector]

Yeah, and what would cut it, aa?

[oopsdeadclan]

Drama? Wank? The latest Panic! video? Won't know til I see it.

[iamthevector]

Keh. Can't help ya there.

S'long as it's 'suggestions' and not appointing your f-list in charge of the entertainment department.

[oopsdeadclan]

Honestly? I had no expectations. Merely curious to see the response.

[kusukusu]

Mindless tennis freaks are entertaining.

[oopsdeadclan]

They are? Enlighten me.

[kusukusu]

When other kids play tag, we play tennis. When other kids have lunch, we play food tennis. When other kids go to the bathroom, we --well, you know.

It's beyond our control.

[oopsdeadclan]

I see.

[stonecoldrose]

Funny. You seem like a pastry boy.

[oopsdeadclan]

Can vampires eat pastries?

Hello, Rose.

[stonecoldrose]

No. Our digestive systems aren't built for human food.

Hi.

[nicotine_patch]

Don't give him ropeburn! Man, I've been tied to like, nine hundred things, swear to shit I always get ropeburn. Make sure it isn't a rolly chair. Those are easy to get out of.

Bet I could make dango if I tried. No arsenic included.

[oopsdeadclan]

Too late. But Badou. This is Mello we're talking about. I do appreciate your attention to detail though - please to be telling a random story involving ropeburn and a rolly chair.

...I bet you could, given the quality of food I've tried elsewhere. *__*. Mine was special but I'm sure you're up to the task.

[nicotine_patch]

Cock.

Well now I dunno if I wanna make dango for you. Here I am fucking concerned about nkfjkjgfkdfigdk Mello, and ya bitch at me. I'm fucking HURT, man.

[oopsdeadclan]

I'm going to have to get an icon to scream "I'M BEING TOLERABLE TODAY" aren't I.

I was actually being sincere and, dare I say it, nice. I can kick your ass for being hurt though if you'd like.