Eighteen Weddings

[oopsitslipped]

[Voice Post;]

[A very bored and irritated voice can be heard.]

Oooooh, come on! Where are all the explosions in this stupid City, huh? You're all boring! You don't even post anything exciting on the network! Hmph.

I'm getting my paintball gun out.

Comments

[so_devilish]

Paintball!

[oopsitslipped]

Yeah! It's better than some of the other things here~.

[so_devilish]

I want to play paintball! Maybe there should be a Paintball Competition~

[oopsitslipped]

Yes! Which I'd win, of course~.

[brbmindfuck]

The citizens are pretty boring, aren't they?

[oopsitslipped]

They always have been! They never do anything fun.

[brbmindfuck]

I couldn't agree more.

Even their thoughts are boring.

[oopsitslipped]

That doesn't surprise me~.

They probably don't even know what a good explosion looks like!

[the_ever_king]

Careful what you wish for.

[oopsitslipped]

Why?

Explosions are fun!

[toboldlytroll]

A paintball gun?

[oopsitslipped]

A paintball gun! Not as good as the real thing, though~.

[toboldlytroll]

I prefer a sword, myself~

And I've never heard of a paintball gun!

[oopsitslipped]

Swords are boring when you can blow stuff up!

You haven't?

[hundredflowers]

I think that if people are really out there and having fun, the last place they'd want to talk about it is on the network.

Since it tends to enjoy messing around with things.

Paintball gun, you say?

[oopsitslipped]

I can't have my kind of fun without my Gundam! That kind of fun is boring compared to destroying things!

Yeah! Paintball guns are fun. ♥ Not as good as the real thing, though~.

[hundredflowers]

I'm not a huge fan of real guns. But I'm a pretty good sharpshooter, and paintball guns sound like they'd take advantage of that sort of skill, at least.

[oopsitslipped]

I like the real thing! It's not like it can actually cause any damage here though, which takes all the fun out of it! The City just revives them.