and when I look at YOU, I see a beautiful cracker.
HAHAHAHAHA =]
Best weekend I've had in a long time, I tell you what.
t'was wonderful to see the lovely jes, as she is one of the loves of my life.
It was a fairly low-key, yet fun weekend, from: the psycho Taco Bell lady, to nudist colony phone calls in the line for Harry Potter (I am now the proud ( Read more... )

so I had my dentist appointment today.
here's what I was scared was going to happen:
1) they'd tell me I don't floss enough,
2) that I have to get my wisdom teeth taken out, and
3) that I have major cavities.

( Well guess what folks?!?!? )

or, you know, something like that

my weekend was wonderful: both the wedding and the family picnic (amazingly enough) were nice. The wedding was especially fun seeing as how a) my family is crazy and likes to pretend that we're spanish when Latin music comes on (I kid you not) and b) the bartender was either clueless, or he didn't care, and served ( Read more... )

so I ♥ sunny days off, spent poolside.

it was, indeed, glooorious
worked quite a bit last week, and had Saturday off, whooo. Went to my aunt's, and exposed my cousin-to-Casper-I'm-that-pale body to the sunlight for the first time since... oh, last July? Hideous sight of me in my suit aside, it was awesome. Andy came over, and we frolicked in the ( Read more... )

oh good lord. this article is pathetic!
People are ridiculous.
Treating your pet like a person is something I can neither understand,
nor condone.
gross.
I don't think I'm ever going to have animals of my own;
but if I do, it will be b/c my kids wanted them, and believeeee me,
those little buggers are going to take care of it, not me.
Not no way ( Read more... )

( AMEN! )

so I was listening to the radio on the way home from work.
and this song comes on.
it's reggae rap, sung by a Hasidic Jew...
I kid you not.
and the song is called...
( King Without a Crown )

I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it’s going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and you’ve never met anyone
who is as negative as I am sometimes

I am the wisest woman you've ever met.
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected.
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone
( Read more... )

*sob* so I got my hair cut today.

the cut is fine, a little too short in the front, but whatever.

but the color....

*waaaahhhhhhhh!!!*

she said that in order to cover my highlights, she was going to have to go a little darker... boy-oh-boy WAS THAT AN EXAGGERATION OR WHAT?!?!?!

*sniffle*

plus I've put back on 3 lbs.

and I'm cranky.
and I just hate ( Read more... )

so how 'bout this weather, eh? It's getting really freakin' OLD. Ugh.
NOT TO MENTION that when I worked EVERY day this weekend + Friday night, the A.C. at Limited (and pretty much that whole half of the mall) wasn't working.
dkjghcdugh. bastards.
luckily though, my wonderful boyfriend surprised me on Friday night with an A.C. for the apartamento ( Read more... )