Warnings: sparkles, roses, and boys who are entirely too secure in their own attractiveness
Effects: none
Interactive!
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We hope you like roses, because you're about to get hit with a full face of them when you open those stupidly elaborate
doors. When they clear away, you'll have a fine view of a group of well-dressed
boys in blue blazers, waiting for you with the most charming of smiles on their faces.
"Welcome to the Ouran Host Club!"
They're here for your entertainment--their job is to make you happy, and you have your pick of
any of them. It doesn't matter whether you're a boy or a girl; anyone is welcome, and anyone can have a good time. (It's less sketchy than it sounds.)
So come in! Sit down! You might recognize a few of the boys who've been in Somarium, especially that obnoxiously sparkling blond named Tamaki. If you're feeling a little lost or confused, don't worry. Haruhi's leading you over to a chair, but her hair's cut short and she's dressed in boys' clothing just like the rest of them-indistinguishable as a girl, maybe. In fact, she probably looks more like a boy than not, as she is, but her
smile is easy as she looks at you.
"It seems a little silly, but... in the end, I'm able to enjoy getting to know everyone like this with all my heart." She holds out a hand. "Will you join us?"
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