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He’s name is Matthew Keith Blum AND a Jr at Florida State
He likes long walks on the beach and a girl that knows her superheroes.
Hollar if u like!!!! I'll let him know.

Tip: The secret weapon to his heart is an apple twist Smirnoff absolute vodka!! come armed! lol jk jk
Hes the cutie onthe right!

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Last night I had planed to go to the lazar show at the planetarium: the Best of Pink Floyd and Radiohead with Danelle and Jenn…umm didn’t exactly work out. So we ended up feeding Danelle’s fat ass at Bangkok Bangkok.
Danelle...my cheek isnt eatable.

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Stupidity sucks…
especially if it’s your own.

Danelle looks like Ferrah Faucet!!What a hott MILF!hahhaha.So Vida and I threw a formal dinner at the Macaroni Grill for us and our guests Sunday evening.

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Last night I went to Banana Joes. IT WAS SO GHETTO. But still so much fun.

on the way
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VIDA NEARLY KILLED ME TONIGHT

She took a right turn from the left lane and almost rear-ended an old man doing a U-turn.

Brian looked like he wet himself.

Gods on your side
I know
He’s your witness to everything
Defending every word u say
Every story u tell
Your every action
And indiscretion
Your eyes wide
He stares
Your mouth opens
He’s spit on my face
It burns
Find a mirror
Let it reveal the horns I’ve always seen