See, I am not THAT bad.. you all can go to hell, you fucks.
Are You Evil?
goodevil
Well, you're kinda evil.
They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing
agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're
guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is
probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you
enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than
one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying
evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing,
sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic
career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if
your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!
not sexually evilsexually evil
So, you have a healthy sex drive - good for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though everyone
can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat yourself up
about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at it,
go ahead and admit it - you've probably flashed a big smile to get your
way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a
pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual
power in check. Yeah, baby!
not passive aggressivepassive aggressive
Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then
you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're
ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work
for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when
you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up
front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons
permit this year.
not black heartedblack hearted
We're
not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A
little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you
pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when
you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may
think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't - especially the ones
who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your
conscience a little more, okay?