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But Sanji, I'm huuuuungry!!! anonymous March 30 2010, 02:00:07 UTC
Prompt: Someone's in the galley bugging Sanji while he cooks about how they're "starving." Sanji finally snaps.

Angst, fluff, unnecessary violence... I don't care, just do it!!!

I would GREATLY appreciate it if this was kept gen, but if the plot bunnies demand a pairing, then you may.

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Re: But Sanji, I'm huuuuungry!!! mishagirl March 30 2010, 02:04:08 UTC
Seconded!!! I remember a line from a fic where one of Usopp's boasts about easily surviving months without food rubbed Sanji the wrong way and I remember thinking what it would be like if he truly did lose it/get pissed over it. Not like anyone would blame him!

SECONDED SO HARD!

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Re: But Sanji, I'm huuuuungry!!! anonymous March 30 2010, 23:17:24 UTC
(OP) I think I know which fic you're talking about... Or at least one where Usopp says something similar and Sanji's like, ehhh... no.

But it was actually your fic for Hunger back in round one that got me thinking about it (Jedi mind tricks, right?).

I was thinking about how flippantly people said, "Man, I'm starving," and I wondered how Sanji felt about those who throw that phrase around. So... prompt! Because I couldn't think of a satisfactory answer myself.

(Btw, guess who. XP)

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Re: But Sanji, I'm huuuuungry!!! anonymous April 4 2010, 07:29:13 UTC
Thirded! Would love to see the crew's reaction to... HIS reaction

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Re: But Sanji, I'm huuuuungry!!! anonymous April 4 2010, 23:44:11 UTC
(OP) Ooo, good point!!! That too!!! *points enthusiastically at anon's comment*
You don't have to, though. I dunno, write the initial thing and I may be tempted to write a reaction reaction fic myself. XP

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 1a) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:34:40 UTC
Whoops, this strayed pretty far away from the prompt, but at least it starts and ends in the right place...?
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Luffy is, in a word, annoying.

Sanji knows he shouldn't be thinking this. The kid's his captain, stronger than he looks, and he's saved Sanji's life, and the lives of those he cares about, again and again. Luffy has the biggest heart of anyone Sanji's ever met.

He also has the biggest stomach of anyone Sanji's ever met.

Therein lies the problem.

"Sanji, food!"

It's the sixth time in the past two hours that Luffy's come gambolling into the galley on a hunt for anything edible, and Sanji decides the supplies have taken enough of a battering for one afternoon. "Out!" he orders, opening the door, but Luffy stays put, frowning ( ... )

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 1b) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:36:48 UTC
That one word does it. Sanji's last shred of patience gives way with a loud snap.

"You are not starving, you shitty rubber!"

Luffy's eyes widen at Sanji's sudden transformation, at the bitter vehemence of Sanji's voice.

"I fed you less than half an hour ago! You don't count as starving until you haven't eaten in weeks!"

Luffy's eyes darken a little at this, and his startled look coalesces into something more thoughtful.

"I do my job as cook. When you're hungry, you'll be fed. If you don't think I'm doing a good job, go ahead and sack me!"

Luffy looks stricken at the accusation, and Sanji feels a twinge of regret at putting words into Luffy's mouth. But he still has one last thing to say, and his voice lowers to a mutter as he says it.

"And don't you dare say that again until you actually know what it means to starve ( ... )

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 2a) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:40:06 UTC
Luffy was annoying ( ... )

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 2b) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:42:59 UTC
Finally one day Nami-san stares into the sky and declares that they're nearby, presumably recognising some local weather phenomenon. The whole crew takes up stations, scanning the horizon for a glimpse of Luffy ( ... )

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 2c) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:45:34 UTC
They anchor the ship as close as they can to the rock and the non-Devil's Fruit users wade over, Chopper perched on Zoro's shoulders. The reunion is a joyous one, but Luffy, being Luffy, acts like he had expected it all along, never once entertaining the possibility that he may have been lost on a rock in the middle of nowhere, alone forever.

Because he's going to be the Pirate King, and you can't become Pirate King if you're marooned on a desert island.

Sanji lets the others monopolise Luffy for a while. Luffy chatters to them about the insects he discovered under a rock on the island, how they became food when he got peckish, how he tied his stomach up into a knot when he got really hungry, which was when the sea king showed up, how he defeated it with a Gomu-Gomu no Gatling...Sanji listens almost distantly to Luffy's words, and the others' laughter, the news that they're standing atop what may very well be some gigantic insect colony barely even registering ( ... )

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Sanji, I'm starving (Part 3 and end) anonymous September 24 2010, 02:47:49 UTC
Luffy hasn't been annoying for the last four weeks. Possibly because Sanji's been stuffing Luffy full of food ever since the incident on the desert island, to the point where Luffy actually whines that he's sick of sea king meat and please can he have something else.

Then one afternoon the door swings open while Sanji's working on dinner, and Luffy announces, "Sanji! I'm starving!"

Sanji stiffens a little, and swings around to fix his captain with a sharp look. He's met with a fake-innocent gaze, but there's an unmistakably cheeky glint in Luffy's eyes, the look of a mischievous child testing the limits of a parent's patience.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, all manner of responses running through Sanji's head. Finally he sighs and turns to the fridge. "What d'you feel like having, Luffy?" he asks, even though he already knows the answer.

The Pirate King always wins in the end.

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anonymous September 24 2010, 09:17:03 UTC
Oh my god, you are my favorite person. ;__; THIS KINDA MADE ME CRY A LITTLE OKAY but the end made it all better asf;hkagdkh ♥

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anonymous September 26 2010, 03:17:05 UTC
[Author Anon] Thank you anon, glad you liked it! ♥

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OP HERE! (about time, eh?) anonymous September 29 2010, 04:33:39 UTC
I haven't checked here in FOREVER, so sooooo sorry I'm just now getting to you about this.

YEEEEEEE!!!! This was one of the prompts I was most looking forward to being filled. XD And you did it wonderfully! I love the angry Sanji, and then the guilty Sanji, and then loving, forgiving Luffy, especially the hug! Excellent job!

Thank you sooooooo much, authernon! XD XD XD This made my day. ^^

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Re: OP HERE! (about time, eh?) anonymous October 3 2010, 04:07:49 UTC
Author anon is very glad OP liked it! I'd been planning to write something along these lines of this fic anyway but when I stumbled across the prompt, I thought Sanji's anger at Luffy's comment would make a more interesting beginning (and reason for more angst on Sanji's part >_>). So, thank *you* for the inspiration!

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Re: Sanji, I'm starving (Part 3 and end) anonymous October 23 2010, 21:16:39 UTC
I'm sitting here with this ridiculously huge smile on my face feeling all warm and fuzzy and full of LOVE. I've laughed, and cried (just a tiny little bit), and then laughed some more. I- I don't know what else to say to convey my utter happiness, excitement and adoration, except maybe stating that very obvious fact that YOU'RE AWESOME AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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