I apoligize in advance for the phallic content

[opalalma]

But I saw Dane Cook last night. Now, he claims that he only gets head "you know, like, once every other leap year." Lie. Every single girl, and guy, for that matter, in the Comedy Connection last night would have enthusiastically performed oral service on that boy. It was amazing

Comments

[killerkayte]

haha...splooge. and yes, although i will only be in your state for one night, i need to see you. thursday. i miss you my muffin.
kayte

[opalalma]

can't wait to see you, seriously. it's going to be lovely.

[tracheattack]

quixotic

i think it would be weird if i was some girl going down on him and he kept making jokes about aliens and shit. or if i was will.

[opalalma]

i was wondering if anyone would pick up on that. of course, only you...

and i had this argument already. having sex with dane would be both comical and orgasmic, because we would be laughing so hard the whole time...it would be two types of pleasure at once. not exactly passionate, maybe, but hot, nonetheless.

[wassdog]

I still don't agree that sex with Dane Cook would work.

Sex with Howard Dean however.....now THATS pleasure.

[vincelatello]

CUM ICE