WHAT did I TELL you?!!?!?

[martinimambo]

I fucking said the next time I see some dog owner let their animal shit outside and doesn't pick it up I'm gonna grab a bag, pick it up and either chuck at them or if they're a neighbor smear it on their fucking door so they'll have to clean it up one way or another

Comments

[inahandbasket]

a-fuckin-men.

[_fool]

you rule. i'm not currently in possession of a yard, but were i, i'd be taking inspiration from you.

my vaguely-similar-don't-fuck-with-me-cos-i'm-for-real tactic, only used once but often thought about, is walking over someone's hood when they pull all the way into the crosswalk when pedestrian-me has the right of way.

[martinimambo]

I'm in an apartment complex and there's this small square of grass between my back porch and hers that she seems to think is her own personal shit box for her little yippy dog.

[rosemarymint]

You are my hero.