Could've Been Normal - PG13 - Cordelia
There are times when Cordelia hated that she knew too much. Any other girl would shriek at the sight of a vampire, but instead Cordelia was annoyed.
"I have mace," she warned, pointing the small spray canister she had on her key chain.
"I'll pretend to be afraid." The vampire lunged and Cordelia sprayed the holy water in his face. Nothing was more disgusting than the smell of burnt undead flesh.
The vampire screamed and covered his face with his hands. She took a stake out of her bag, "Let see how good you are at pretending to be dead."
"I have mace," she warned, pointing the small spray canister she had on her key chain.
"I'll pretend to be afraid." The vampire lunged and Cordelia sprayed the holy water in his face. Nothing was more disgusting than the smell of burnt undead flesh.
The vampire screamed and covered his face with his hands. She took a stake out of her bag, "Let see how good you are at pretending to be dead."