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"I'm sick of chasing my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and catch up with them later"

Guess what! I found my smile today! This could be the end of depression for good old Andy! You know what did it?! I saw an overweight mentally handicapped woman fall down in dollar tree. And yes, I laughed at her.

Talking to kelly the other night I began to think about her. Not Kelly, but someone who I will refer to as Mother Superior ( Read more... )

when bill o'reilly comes to town, i want to embarass him. since he made such a fuss about janet jackson's tit, I have a plan. I need volunteers. Send me pictures of your right boob.

Ok there's you don't have to send me pictures but If you'd like to volunteer I need three girls and there 3 right titties. contact me if you will.

I thought about loss today. In retrospect that's all that we as humans know. We are born to die, we work our whole lives only to pay for the privilidge to live, we love only to lose it, we give birth, only for them to live the shit of a circle our lives were. It's fucking sad, right? I thought about losing my brother, 8 years and it still haunts me ( Read more... )

If you found this, get a life. Or, bask in mine.