they said "so we were all talking while you were gone. we decided that you would be the best person to run everything. like you have to oversee everyone and make sure we're all doing our jobs and bring out the best in us, but also you're responsible for the bills and everything else that goes with it ( Read more... )

we might be getting up to 20,000 dollars in government grants ( Read more... )

first month's rent: 1,100 ( Read more... )

everything's gonna be alright.

it's gonna be ok, you'll see.

i'll be sitting on my desk
with a gun in my hand and a buletproof vest
singin "my my my, how the time does fly
when you know you're gonna die
by the end of the night,
said hey!"

bum babadababum

i ain't got no life
and ya know i ain't got no money
just the faith of an empty hand.

good song :]

Someone screams "oh my god, it's 11:58! turn on the TV ( Read more... )

you probably don't know these people but bare with me ( Read more... )

you are awesome ( Read more... )

i know you're always saying "men will never know what it's like to have a period, or to give birth."

well, you'll never have blueballs.
so... there.