David Hasslehoff was on Rove Live tonight. This is what he said:

"Yeah, uh, yeah look I think Baywatch was so, uh, succesful, because, well, you see America is like the lifeguard of the world so I think people related to Baywatch."

Yeah. Right. Uh huh.

It's exactly that kind of arrogance that gives me the shits.

Fucking hell.

I was the ruler of the most culturally influential race on the planet and then I was crushed when the whole world turned against me! Damn English and Russians forming an alliance against me. Damn Zulus and their boats from a far off land. Damn Germans for taking over Lyons while I had my back turned. Damn you! Damn you all to hell ( Read more... )

Donations are now being accepted for the "Give Money To Chris So He Can Eat Foundation". Donations over two dollars are not tax deductable. Donations under two dollars are not welcome (you cheapsake).

*sighs* I'm eating rice for the rest of my life because I just bought this. But rice is good!

Okay, now I'm pissed. Gladman didn't come in to work today until 1:30pm. He had some on-site job. At least he said he did. At 2pm he left the shop without telling anyone and didn't come back for an hour. Again, he apparently had some on-site job. And then, at 4:30pm, guess what? Yep. He disappeared again and didn't return until 5:20pm. During this ( Read more... )

If ever I've felt like getting so drunk I couldn't stand up it's right now ( Read more... )

So I just finished my second day working for an Apple reseller. Gotta tell ya, for an Apple nerd to be working in an Apple store is like an orgasm times 1000 ( Read more... )

Just talked with Christine for an hour. *sighs.... tries to stand up but is all light headed and falls over*

It's been a little over two weeks since I had enough spare time to be able to update this thing. Oops ( Read more... )

If you're interested in reading about my collision with my stalker yesterday: ( here )