Fun with Simpsons Quotes

[opentodeceit]

"If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I'd be like 'Hey goober! Where's the meat?'"

"Hey Lisa, are you gonna marry a carrot?" "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot." "SHE ADMITTED IT!"

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

Comments

[blueduck37]

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen".

[swineherd]

Homer: "Wait a minute Lisa, are you saying you're never gonna eat another animal ever again?
Lisa: "Yes"
Homer: What about bacon?
Lisa: "NO!"
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "NO!"
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "DAAAAAAAD THOSE ALL COME FROM THE SAME ANIMAL"
Homer: "Yea right Lisa, one "maaaagical" animal"

[melissa611]

"If I could say a few words.. I'd be a better public speaker!"

and always remember..

"You don't win friends with salad!"