Once there was a chubby little fandork who wanted nothing more for Christmas than peace on Earth and good will twixt electronics. Fortunately, she was clever enough (see: braindead) to download the tablet driver directly from Wacom.com and thereby avoid the software compatibility error, and at long last got her wish.
Just then, a devious blizzard hit, and while the boy who lived was up to no good, her internet died a horrible, lonely, frozen death.
It was then that she realized, despite having finally orchestrated harmony between tablet and PC, the little fandork had not yet downloaded any image software outside of MSPaint.
She spent the rest of the night crying.
The end.