Ok guys, I am sorry this is late! I wasn't expecting to get deathly ill!
I tried to do this fairly. I have a hard time seeing Irina as a bad guy even though she techinically is sometimes. I added in some of her better quotes when she was wearing her horns.
I tried to do the same with Sloane. Even though I don't like him, his loyalties were questionable and he was not always a villian in some people's eyes.
And I tried not to overwhelm everyone with Sark simply because he is the love of my life my favorite bad boy.
Quotes were gathered from
http://www.twiztv.com and also from
http://www.neloo.com/alias/quotes.html , the alias.fannesite.
So, hope this is a decent attempt at S2 quotes:
2x01 The Enemy Walks In
SYDNEY: You're Alexander Khasinau.
KHASINAU: You should eat something.
SYDNEY: I'm not hungry.
(He nods and puts it down. He gets up.)
SYDNEY: Wait. I have questions for you.
KHASINAU: You can ask my boss.
SYDNEY: Your boss? I thought "The Man" was the boss.
KHASINAU: Yes. Yes, but I am not "The Man."
(He leaves and a woman enters. Sydney's eyes get wide.)
THE MAN: I've waited almost thirty years for this.
SYDNEY: Mom?
2x03 Cipher
SARK: It was you giving us problems at the launch. I'd offer you passage back to civilization but my submersible only seats four.
SYDNEY: It's the thought that counts.
Irina: You know, you haven't asked me how I could shoot my own daughter.
Sydney: No, I haven't.
Irina: I assume you wouldn't need this combination so urgently if you didn't know where the music box was. Sark won't hesitate to kill you. I don't want to lose the chance to explain myself someday.
IRINA: I've had this picture of your face in my mind for twenty years. I remember a loving husband, generous man, patriot. I may have been under orders to fabricate a life with you, but there were times when the illusion of our marriage was as powerful to me as it was for you, especially when Sydney was born. Looking at you now I see that illusion is finally gone.
JACK: I want to make something very clear to you. There are people here who believe you can repay the debt you owe this country through your continued cooperation. I am not one of them. And if Sydney in any way becomes victim to your endgame, I will kill you. She spent most of her life believing you were dead, she'll get used to it again. No matter what bond you try to forge with her.
2x04 Dead Drop
Jack: Irina Derevko gave you the operations manual for her syndicate. I would like you to tell me where you've hidden it.
Richter: Derevko is a great woman.
Jack: Morphine's not bad, either. Let me be clear. I've only given you enough to last five minutes. Cooperate and get all you want. Resist and you get none
This is a favorite of mine:
SARK: Whatever Arvin Sloane pays you, it can't be enough. Would you consider coming to work for me if it meant I'd let you walk out of here? I believe if you took the time to hear the comprehensive offer, you might actually say yes.
(Sydney checks him out, looking him up and down.)
SYDNEY: You're cute, but I'll pass.
IRINA: How do you say "thank you" to the woman who killed your father?
VAUGHN: You don't.
VAUGHN: Secure the perimeter until--
(He's whacked in the face with either a gun or a plain old fist. Vaughn falls to the ground and Sark comes into view, having disguised himself as one of them.)
SARK: Your efficient reconnaisance work saved us the trouble of using our GPS. Thank you.
(Vaughn slowly stands up.)
2x07 The Counteragent
SARK (to Sydney): You and I, we're destined to work together. I truly believe that.
(In the conversation room, the SD-6 torture doctor applies the torch to Richter's legs again. He screams.)
JACK: It doesn't have to end this way. You could be made very comfortable. All you have to do is give us an address.
RICHTER: Smila...
JACK: Yes, in the Ukraine. Where in Smila? All we need is an address.
(Richter starts sobbing. Sloane, who had been standing over to the side, comes up in Richter's face.)
SLOANE: Just tell me where the hell Derevko's operation is! You give me an address now, you son of a bitch! Where in Smila do we look?!
RICHTER: (sobbing) Smila... Smila is my wife.
(He starts laughing and sobbing.)
RICHTER: And I love her. I love her so much.
SLOANE: Just kill him.
SARK: Good luck, Sydney.
SYDNEY: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
SARK: That's a wonderful attitude.
SLOANE: Sydney. Good morning.
SYDNEY: Good morning.
SLOANE: You know Mr. Sark.
(Standing beside him in a suit, is Sark.)
SARK: I don't think we've ever been officially introduced.
SARK: Agent Bristow, working with you--
(Sydney cuts him off, gestures with her head.)
SARK: Don't worry. I pulsed the bugs. We can reminisce.
SYDNEY: What are you doing here? How?
SARK: I took the ambulance to a remote location. And then I revived him.
SYDNEY: What was on the piece of paper?
SARK: I'm afraid that's need-to-know.
2x08 The Passage, Part One
SYDNEY: You know what I think? You're just a dog looking for a new master.
SARK: No need to worry, Sydney, we're colleagues now.
(She walks back to her vehicle.)
SARK: I'll see you at the office.
MARSHALL: Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me.
SARK: Look, I understand that none of you are inclined to believe a word I say but I assure you, it's not in my best interest to betray you. You've given me an opportunity of a lifetime, and I don't intend to squander it.
SARK: I must admit, this is one of the most impressive operations I've seen. Though it is a touch pathetic how so many of them believe they actually work for the CIA.
SLOANE: Look at me. You've offered me a substantial prize to make our partnership worthwhile, but do not think for a second that gives you the right to insult my people.
SARK: I apologize.
(He turns and sees a monitor focusing on Sydney at her desk, drinking out of a coffee mug.)
SARK: I had a run-in with Sydney Bristow this morning. She may be the only one who suspects I haven't in fact turned myself in.
SLOANE: I've been a presence in Sydney's life since she was born. Sydney will believe whatever I tell her to.
SARK: And her father? He must often battle the temptation to tell her the truth about SD-6. I'd hate to see Jack's paternal instincts compromise our objectives. So, for the time being, I wouldn't tell him what those codes are really for.
2x09 The Passage, Part 2
CUVEE (to Jack): Not to brag, but I'm kind of responsible for matchmaking you and Irina. Didn't she tell you? I was a supervisor at the KGB. I was the one who gave her the assignment to go to the US and marry a CIA officer. Now, you weren't the only prospect, of course. But you had the most potential. Ha! I actually thought it would dawn on you that a woman like this would never go for someone like you.
(Irina laughs.)
CUVEE: Luckily for me, your ego was too big for that.
2x10 The Abduction
SARK: You know, it's a pity we're traveling separately. We could've used the opportunity to get to know each other better.
SYDNEY: Yeah, I'm broken up about that too.
SARK: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
SYDNEY: Don't flatter yourself.
SARK: I'm referring to the fact that your mother and I worked together before I arrived here -- before she... went into hiding. I learned a lot from her. In some ways, I think of her as a mother myself.
SYDNEY: Listen to me. You and I have nothing in common. We're not friends, we're not going to become friends, and you certainly won't bait me with stories about a woman I never knew.
SARK: I don't get any consideration at all for the fact that I didn't tell Sloane you conspired to kill him?
SYDNEY: We've covered this. You can't expose me without exposing yourself. Now, I'm almost into the city's traffic control network. Get your head into the game.
JACK: You obviously had the chance to betray us in Kashmir, but you didn't.
IRINA: (smiles) I don't imagine that means you've decided to trust me?
JACK: Our previous... dealings would indicate that your strategy here may be long-term. So for now, I trust that your behavior is predictable.
IRINA: By "previous dealings" you mean our marriage? You know, technically, we may still be husband and wife.
(Big smile. He stares at her coldly.)
IRINA: I'm sorry.
MARSHALL: Oh, my God... Oh, my God. P-Please don't hurt me, Mister. Mister, please. Please don't hurt me.
(A wheelchair engine whirs.)
MARSHALL: P-Please...
(Suit and Glasses -- the man who interrogated both Sydney and Will -- leans forward.)
SUIT AND GLASSES: Tell me, how did you enjoy the symphony?
2x11 A Higher Echelon
SUIT AND GLASSES: You took something that doesn't belong to you. My employer would like it back.
MARSHALL: Oh, please, help, oh--
(Marshall gags and coughs. Suit and Glasses address his men in a foreign language and they take off the brace.)
MARSHALL: No, please, no, no--
SUIT AND GLASSES: This transformation will puncture your vital organs, block your windpipe, causing you to suffocate.
(They rip off the tape on Marshall's mouth.)
SUIT AND GLASSES: So... let's start over. The Echelon operating system -- where is it?
MARSHALL: I sent the Echelon software to SD-6. There's nothing I can do about that, I swear. But-but I saw the code. All of it. And I have a photographic memory so I can recreate it. I can rewrite it. Just don't hurt my mother, please. You leave my mother alone.
SUIT AND GLASSES: We're off to a very good start.
MARSHALL: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What-what's going on? What?
SUIT AND GLASSES: We have a firewall. You broke through it. I want to know why!
MARSHALL: I was just trying to download an mp3 off of Audiogalaxy. Look, am mp3. You know, a music file? This, I am seventy-five per cent done with, I just thought the rest of it would go a lot faster with some tunes. I'm just going to show you the mp3.
(He types and Sammy Hagar starts playing.)
MARSHALL: You like Sammy Hagar?
(They stare at him.)
MARSHALL: I'll, uh, go bck to the program.
(Gun pointed at his head, he types.)
(Marshall watches as Suit and Glasses types on the computer. The Echelon software window pops up. He smiles. But then a game of Pong starts instead. Marshall wrote a program for Pong, not Echelon. Marshall starts laughing crazily. He stands up.)
MARSHALL: You know where you can go, you FREAK? Any idea?!
SUIT AND GLASSES: Kill him.
MARSHALL: Straight to hell, my friend! STRAIGHT TO HELL!
2x12 Phase One
SARK: The new boss has a dreadful personality, don't you think?
SYDNEY: I've seen worse.
SARK: Am I supposed to take that personally?
SYDNEY: Sark, what do you want?
SARK: When I met with Geiger this morning, I left his office feeling as unstrung as you look.
SYDNEY: Just so you know, I'm fully strung.
(In the torture room, Jack is barely conscious.)
GEIGER: Jack... you know how this goes. Your heart can only take one more shock, perhaps two. I've never seen anyone go beyond three. Have you?
GEIGER: Your daughter is so beautiful. Imagine what I could do to her.
(Torture room.)
GEIGER: This is your last chance, Jack, to save yourself. To save Sydney.
(He puts the jumpers next to Jack's sweaty cheek.)
GEIGER: Who are you working for? Hmm?
(He's about to put the other one on Jack's other cheek when the door flies open and Sydney is there, gun pointed. Geiger attempts to take out his own gun, but Sydney shoots him five times in the chest. Geiger falls back, dead. She runs over to Jack.)
SYDNEY: Oh, my God, Dad...
JACK: I'm... okay, sweetheart... I'm okay...
FRANCIE: Yes?
SARK: I've been asked to confirm that you are in position.
FRANCIE: Yes. Everything's in place.
(She hangs up. In the kitchen, there is blood smeared across the wall and Francie is slumped in the corner with a bullet in her head.)
2x15 Free Agent
SARK: I made contact with our point man. He's assembling a team for the bank but I must question your decision to lead them in yourself. In spite of your precautions, it's wildly risky, given your new level of notoriety.
SLOANE: I'm approaching the finish line of a thirty-year odyssey. I won't let anyone else take the final steps for me.
SLOANE: Ah... you must be the man that Sark told me about. The man that Sydney was willing to kill me for.
VAUGHN: She would have killed you for a lot less.
2x16 Firebomb
SARK: Yes. That should give us coverage of the entire embassy. But, sir, if Caplan's off by even a microtesla, this could go very wrong.
SLOANE: Do it.
SARK: That's easy for you to say, sir, you're eight thousand miles away.
SARK: You talk of power and control. But when you create a completely powerful weapon, you leave it in the hands of a complete stranger.
2x17 A Dark Turn
SARK: I realize the plan was for Mr. Sloane to meet you here but for security reasons, I'm afraid that's impossible. If you get in, I'll take you to him. Only you.
KENDALL: Why isn't she getting in?
IRINA: Where's Sloane?
SARK: Close. I assure you.
IRINA: Then bring him to me.
SARK: That's not an option.
IRINA: Then our deal's off.
SARK: So be it.
2x18 Truth Takes Time
IRINA: I see through you. You must know that.
SLOANE: This is who I am.
IRINA: You may need to think of yourself as an honorable husband, a father figure. But I don't. I will never see that man in you, which frankly is why we have this agreement.
SLAONE: You need to get some rest.
IRINA: Never talk to me about your love for Sydney again.
SARK: I don't understand, when we extracted you from the CIA, we scanned you for transmitters.
IRINA: It must've been on a time delay.
(She opens her business suit jacket, revealing just her black bra underneath. Sark takes out two electro medical paddles. He looks at her, unsure.)
IRINA: Do it.
(Leaning up against the wall, she braces herself. Sark shocks her chest with the paddles, scrambling the signal. Irina grunts in pain. The signal is lost on Marshall's computer in LA.)
2x19 Endgame
EVIL FRANCIE: Hey, honey. Do you got a second?
WILL: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
FRANCIE: Uh, are you near a computer? I was pulling up a recipe on my laptop and it crashed.
WILL: What, you want me to pull up a recipe?
FRANCIE: Do you mind?
WILL: Sure, what's the web site?
FRANCIE: www.bouillabaissecentral.com
WILL: Okay.
(He logs in to his computer, entering his login and password.)
WILL: Okay, what do you need?
(Francie, having fixed his cell phone, can hack into Will's computer login and starts typing quickly, stalling Will while she does it.)
FRANCIE: Will you tell me what kind of fish they list?
WILL: Okay, hold on, let me find it.
(Francie brings up the surveillance feed. She smiles.)
2x20 Countdown
SLOANE: I'm taking a leave. I want you to continue without me.
SARK: Sir, not to belittle your grief, but do not deny yourself the victory of a thirty-year pursuit.
SLOANE: If I don't see you again, Mr. Sark, tell Irina that I hope you both succeed where I couldn't.
2x21 Second Double
FAKE FRANCIE (on the phone):Will Tippin may be compromised.
SARK: Our superiors deal in absolutes. Either he is or he's not.
FAKE FRANCIE: And once we have him?
SARK: Kill him.
2x22 The Telling
IRINA: You received my intel. Your friend was cleared. I told you I'd want a favor. This is it. 266 Kroner Strasse in Zurich. I've just given you the address of Sloane's warehouse where he's hiding the Rambaldi artifacts.
SYDNEY: That's not why you're here.
IRINA: Yes. It's the only reason.
SARK: You don't... fancy him, do you? Tippin?
FAKE FRANCIE: Don't be stupid.
SARK: Allison... we can't reverse the process. Markovic's lab was destroyed. But we're doing everything we can to retreive the lost data. And I'm hopeful that we will find a way to reverse the process.
FAKE FRANCIE: I may have to stay this way?
SARK: No, no. We'll get you back.
VAUGHN: See? When I have a gun trained on you, I don't just pull the trigger!
SARK: Thank you.
(He grabs Sark's head again and bangs it against the table.)
VAUGHN: You're welcome.
SYDNEY: Where the hell is my father?
SARK: Not a problem. My loyalties are flexible. Sloane and your father are in Mexico City.
WILL: It was always you... Allison?
FRANCIE: It sucks it turned out this way.
FRANCIE (to Syd): I just remembered. Francie doesn't like coffee ice cream.
(Sydney looks up. Francie has a gun pointed at her.)
SYDNEY: No, she doesn't.
That's all folks! Hope it was good memories!