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First and most important:

OMG, AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

*hugs his mun* Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!


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My birthday is on April 1st, bitches. If I get any April Fool's jokes, I'll kill you.

I better get some damned nice presents.

And if anyone happens to care, I'll be 33.

*looks around sheepishly*

Okay...yeah, I'm sorry about not being around very often. Sounds like I've been missing some fun stuff.

Anyway, you're all probably wondering what I've been up to lately. Let's see.

*thinks*

Well, yesterday I shaved my chest made my bed for once. Then I bought a thong for myself outfitted my in-city quarters with ( Read more... )

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Why the hell are there three Trinitys now?

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Holy damn.

I really need to trim my toenails. You know it's bad when you keep scratching the hell out of yourself with them.

Okay, guys...this is way too freaky and bizarre. Call me a liar, call me an asshole, whatever. See this guy right here?


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Okay, so...to clarify to everyone, last night Johnson basically proposed that he date Centinela and Maritas at the same time, and Maritas could get it on date me as well. Maritas didn't want to go along with it. So this whole time, I've apparently been reading her completely wrong when she sensually rubs my shoulders, sleeps in my bed, or kisses ( Read more... )

Once again, as usual, I get absolutely nothing out of the deal.

*rakes his fingers down his face for the tenth time*