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[ophelia427]

Our friend Shawn had to go to court last week for slapping a horse's ass. It happened to be a police horse, and it happened to be patrolling downtown. The charge was assault on an officer, can you believe? Shawn insists it was just a love swat. I don't know, he's usually one drunk kid. What really killed me is that his public defender said he'd

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[jezemel]

Slapping a police officer's horse is essentially the same thing as running up to a squad car and taking a sledge hammer to it (once) and then running off. Not really a good idea.

Funny though. Something I'd like to see on tape.

[ophelia427]

Or kicking the police?! It's totally a bad idea. This kid's like 23.

I'd love to see it on tape, too, allI could think of was Half Baked.

[jezemel]

If he had kicked the cop, he'd be in a lot more trouble than he is. It's more like he messed with police property as opposed to assaulting an officer.

I come from a cop family. These people have nothing better to talk about.

[ophelia427]

Do you really? TX cops? Man, they don't fuck around. That shit is really interesting. My friend, her dad is a cop and her husband, too - and they definitely have a 'culture'. Hearing the stories holds this morbid fascination for me.

[pandyfackler]

That just made my day! (NOt the fact that your friend went to court, that sucks, but the nature of it is laughable)

If they feel so passionate about horses, I personally think it's cruel to be riding them! Horses are meant to be free, not the personal bitch of humans!

[ophelia427]

hahah I know. We only have like three mounted units and everyone just wants to pet them. I laughed pretty hard, too.

And yeah. If you need to partol downtown, walk!!

xox