Comments | ophelia87: this is from the dog....she's making my write this at knife point...

ophelia87

this is from the dog....she's making my write this at knife point...

Jan 30, 2006 00:13

Dear tnaAs or is it tbaG..dis be the dadogy,you know which one...the one you aLwayz be tryn to killZ, well diZ tiMe i got you, donT you be tinking diz be a pretty tie, Oh i Doz....mAybez i tink about given it bAck to you iF you be nice to me...Again i say donT i looK prettY...I will kilL it If you be MeAn to me or My momMy agaIn...You member diz ( Read more... )

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andywhobear January 30 2006, 21:26:40 UTC

that it i'm going out right now and getting my own chihuahua..... oh yeah

I fucking love you right now......

power to the little dogs!!!!!!!!!!!

ophelia87 January 31 2006, 03:41:10 UTC

he deserves it...and you should go get petes a little brother or sister...

phishnbear February 1 2006, 02:43:35 UTC

yes dog... you have indeed killed me.

your very existence has sucked my soul from the universe leaving me an empty shell wondering why we both reside in the same dimension...

guidosaur February 1 2006, 04:54:50 UTC

quick!...grab it by the pinky tie and throw it in the garbage disposal!!!

phishnbear February 1 2006, 04:59:41 UTC

yeah but that's my favorite tie (which i am an idiot for forgetting over there) that has now been desecrated by having been touched by the dog...

:_O(

guidosaur February 1 2006, 05:05:48 UTC

hmmm...thats a tough one....maybe just dangle it in there....and hope for no blood on the tie.....then they can strap it to a skate board and send it out into the world to earn its keep singin the i have to legs song and shaking a little cup while peeing in a cathater.....