Boredom takes hold.

[ophelia_dawn]

I feel like a little housewife. I've been cleaning the apartment, watching Sex and the City, and I went shopping at Ikea to buy coat hangers and storage stuff

Comments

[high_rowla]

hedgehog, then you must name it sonic. if you don't name your hedgehog sonic, you'll be beaten with a large stick.

-randy

[ophelia_dawn]

That's SO cliche.

I'll run you over with a fresh baby, and then make it beat you with a gigantic stick.

[raygunzero]

get a GREG!
they groom themselves.

[ophelia_dawn]

Oooo, I want a greg... but wait... do greg's do tricks? Are they cuddly? How much time do I have to spend with them?

[raygunzero]

gregs do many tricks! and you can spend all the time you want with them. you've had a greg for a couple days. he slept at the foot of your bed for many hours. he drank your wine and tricked other people...

[raygunzero]

they're not so cuddly though. they've got sharp bones sprouting from their joints.

[nbrhd_story]

as a roommate i vote... NO FUCKING BIRDS. Hedgehogs on the other hand... are cute and don't make annoying sounds.

[nbrhd_story]

sugar gliders also look adorable and quiet.