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Alcohol Hits You Like Karate
Holy crap did I get wasted at my Office Christmas party ( Read more... ) -
(Spit) Shine
Let me tell you a little story about a big dummy ( Read more... ) -
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List 10 things that bring you joy and then tag 6 friends to do the same ( Read more... ) -
Better Cancel the Circus Midgets...
OK, I was wrong. God wanted that asshole in Oregon to win Powerball. I'll just take a wild guess but his closest relation is probably a goat and he has one foot in the grave. Why not me, God? Why ( Read more... ) -
What I am Doing Instead of Applying for a New Job
I think God wants me to hit the Powerball. When it was up to 80 Million I decided I needed to get tickets but every drawing since then I haven't been able to purchase tickets and at every drawing no one hits and it's up to $340 million. See? God wants me to hit the Powerball ( Read more... ) -
Very Expensive Toilet Paper
I am so very upset that my college degree isn't doing shit to help me get a job right now that I want to cry. It is, basically, very expensive toilet paper. I am qualified to do nothing. I am overqualified for everything else. I just can't win ( Read more... ) -
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LJ Interests meme results
- adult swim.:
I actually belonged to the adult swim website for a while. Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force--what's not to like? - civil disobedience:
Big fan. Ever since I was young it is something I've been engaged in. - cooking:
I'm hit or miss with cooking. Sometimes I overcook, sometimes I undercook, ( Read more... )
- adult swim.:
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Much Too Young To Feel This Damn Old.
How in the hell does one lose a huge-ass box full of paper ( Read more... ) -
Four Days Until the Weekend.
Anybody else here on MySpace also? Lisha finally pressured me into joining. Every free chance she got she would bring up how all the cool kids are on MySpace and how I should join and be cool like everyone else until I finally gave in. Thank you Lisha for saving me from the depths of social retardation. Once I figure out how to post I will ( Read more... )
