OTP : Quil/EVERYBODY
Title : 5 Crushes Quil Had (and One He Didn't)
Author : ophelietta
Fandom : Twilight
Characters/Pairings : Quil/the world.
Summary : See title, hint hint?
Notes : Just something short and silly I wrote up while brainstorming for a fic on those wonderful idiot boys, Quil, Embry, and Jake. XD
5 Crushes Quil Had (and One He Didn't)
5. Rebecca Black. "Then she got married and moved to Hawaii, and took my heart with her. SIGH. I still carry the wounds to this day.
... Except, you know, Rachel still lives in this state, which is awesome."
4. Leah Clearwater. "Pre-wolfiness, when she was still with Sam. For like five minutes. And then those five minutes passed."
3. Rachel Black. "Because hey, she was always kinda bookish, but then as soon as she got to university, she got really hot. I dig the glasses."
2. Marie Granville. "So what if she was going out with someone? Why do people think this is an obstacle in the face of true love? It's like, you got the right person, the right situation, just not the right time.
I've learned since then that the right time to ask her to bear your children is not when her boyfriend is standing right behind you."
1. Bella Swan. "What can I say? Jake has great taste in women. He's just jealous that I got to kiss her before he did, that time at the bonfire - and yes, getting punched in the face afterwards was totally worth the twenty dollars that Embry had to cough up."
0. Claire Young. "She was never a crush. She's just everything."
Author : ophelietta
Fandom : Twilight
Characters/Pairings : Quil/the world.
Summary : See title, hint hint?
Notes : Just something short and silly I wrote up while brainstorming for a fic on those wonderful idiot boys, Quil, Embry, and Jake. XD
5 Crushes Quil Had (and One He Didn't)
5. Rebecca Black. "Then she got married and moved to Hawaii, and took my heart with her. SIGH. I still carry the wounds to this day.
... Except, you know, Rachel still lives in this state, which is awesome."
4. Leah Clearwater. "Pre-wolfiness, when she was still with Sam. For like five minutes. And then those five minutes passed."
3. Rachel Black. "Because hey, she was always kinda bookish, but then as soon as she got to university, she got really hot. I dig the glasses."
2. Marie Granville. "So what if she was going out with someone? Why do people think this is an obstacle in the face of true love? It's like, you got the right person, the right situation, just not the right time.
I've learned since then that the right time to ask her to bear your children is not when her boyfriend is standing right behind you."
1. Bella Swan. "What can I say? Jake has great taste in women. He's just jealous that I got to kiss her before he did, that time at the bonfire - and yes, getting punched in the face afterwards was totally worth the twenty dollars that Embry had to cough up."
0. Claire Young. "She was never a crush. She's just everything."